Huntington Stance

When you stand in a window naked, stroking your meat.

Tim was standing in the window doing the Huntington stance when Jamie went outside.

by Casey317 August 31, 2022

dad stance

A formidable pose only mastered by that of the father variety, most common in baseball dads. It consists of a semi wide stance with hands on love handles followed by an exasperated sigh

John: dang Ethan got that dad stance

by Dad_stance0809 April 6, 2023

Holly Stacey

Holly will be one of the nicest people you could ever meet if you treat her right of course. But if you talk about her behind her back she won't have second thoughts about dropping you so don't mess it up. However she has the most beautiful smile and eyes ever she has perfect blonde hair too She'll brighten up your day no matter what time of day so don't lose your Holly because it will be the worse thing you could ever do..

David: Did you hear what they were saying about Holly last night?
Mia: No and i don't want to lose Holly Stacey again

by Mia

by qn_12_M.x August 3, 2023

The kangaroo stance

A position where you violently jump (can be used for offence and defence)

I must Warn you I know the kangaroo stance

by Bigmantyrobe December 12, 2019

Dragon Cum Stance

A martial arts stance that involves the man grabbing the victim and making them cum so much they can no longer move

Last night I destroyed someone with the Dragon Cum Stance

by Dilly Ding Dong November 12, 2020

Three Point Stance

Position assumed while jerking off, where one must their hand on the wall for physical support.

“Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”

by cuck_showalter November 19, 2021

Stance Punks

The only REAL Punk band today, their singer has the unpolished kind of voice like The Clash's and The Ramones's singers. This band also has good guitar and a very Punk sound. It is too bad that this band is Japanese and you can't understand them. I recommend listening to the song "No Boy No Cry". It is a good song. The vocals aren't the best because it is Punk.

person1: what song is this.
person2: No Boy No Cry, by the Stance Punks, an actual punk song, unlike the gay mainstream shit that is called punk.
person1: it sounds retarded!
person2: you know what sounds retarded? the gay fake punk thats on the radio.
person1: this isn't punk
person2: just learn about The Clash and The Ramones, thats real punk.

by joe725 March 27, 2007