static electrocity

When you cant fix your hair for sh!t.

My hair is totally not working today. I have static electrocity.

by Luke Adair January 19, 2008

Spastic Squeaker

A Spastic Squeaker is a type of person who always Squeaks when they talk, they also refuse being called a Squeaker.

most Squeakers are very retarded and they act like spastics all they time, they make fucking retarded body movements, sounds such as a fucking pterodactyl and make really dumb and retarded faces.

These fags are mostly found playing games such as Call Of Duty, Fortnite and Overwatch, they are also ultra common in a school playground or even any playground.

Sceptic: "HeY guYs ThAnks FOr The DOO NOO
28 year old in chat: " Kid you're fucking seven shut up you fucking spastic squeaker".
Sceptic: " REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

by McKFC February 2, 2019

Spastic

In other words skattz

Muscle spasms can’t talk properly and can’t move without twitching

Oh shit it’s a skattz or he’s a skattafrinic and spastic

by Official Oxford dictionary Uk February 6, 2020

staticursion

Going nowhere. Staying in place.

A variant on the words excursion, incursion, recursion, discursion.

Putting on neither coat, nor hat, nor boots, grabbing neither his car keys nor his bag, he prepared for another staticursion, staying where he was, where he had been, and where he would be for the foreseeable future - home.

by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020

Static

The feeling of crisp static through your mouth and in your throat when you drink sprite.

"Ay Srdjan you want some Static?"

"Fo sho"
*Goes to McDonald and gets a Sprite*

by Sm4cc January 26, 2021

slastic

all definitions are wrong except this one
fucking coolass somkin ass motherfaka,

he's really good at minecraft,
he's really cool,
he's the god of gods,
he's (a good)
I think I have a crush on him

no one is more cooler and better and prettier then slastic

by slasticlover May 31, 2021

spastico

When a old European man calls some young girls ex boyfriend a spastic

Your ex boyfriend is a spastico

by Biriani June 9, 2021