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starbucks slut 

Someone who frequents Starbucks so often, they know drink specials and even have memorized prices and special orders. They might forget a close friend's birthday, but they know when PSL comes out. (And if you know what PSL means).
"Holy Crap, here come Brittany! Make sure her double half-caff frappucino with extra whip, and caramel sauce is ready"
"I see her! God, she is SUCH a STARBUCKS SLUT"
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The only place where a White Mocha Frappuccino or Caramel Macchiato can be called just coffee.
Man, I can't make it through the morning without my coffee. Thank God for Starbucks!

*Continues to drink milk-shake*
starbucks by Namelessness December 31, 2008

starbucks outfit

The traditional outfit often worn by teenage girls from an apartment/flat to a Starbucks. Not in order to impress anyone, rather for the hell of it. Usually consisting of a bikini, with at least some of it exposed in some way, hotshorts or a short skirt, and if it is below freezing outside, perhaps some tights and a light jacket.
"Oh my gosh I am CRAVING a tall caramel latte right now. So badly."

"Oh em gee, totally! I would kill for a grande hot apple cider. Go get on your Starbucks outfit!"

"Kay, let me find my bikini."

starbuckles 

When one buckles over from "have to poop right now" cramps after drinking Starbucks coffee. See also buckle.
I have to go right now - I've got crazy Starbuckles.
starbuckles by #Kiwi# December 12, 2008

starbucks run

When 1 person goes out and buys Starbucks for the whole group.
Nadine went out on a starbucks run and brought back 5 fraps, 3 lattes and an iced tea.
starbucks run by Xenosis December 31, 2008

Starbucks talk

A conversation that would typically be had over a table at starbucks, often about someone who's not currently present.
Speaker #1: Dan's such a sleeeeeeaze bag. I mean I dislike Julie (don't like to say it in front of Kelly) but maybe she don't deserve it..

Speaker #2: Who does?

Speaker #1: But then again..

Speaker #2: This is such Starbucks talk.
Starbucks talk by jubjub1234 June 10, 2008