Starbucks

Major coffee shop chain that originated in Seattle and is now literally found everywhere in the world. Contrary to popular belief, the company charges you $4 not for the coffee, but for you to have the right to carry around their cups and feel cool. This is because their coffee sucks. Every person that has ever gone there has thought "I could make the exact same drink at home 10 times better". But most of them decide to return because it makes them feel cool. They also sell bad CD's that include "Dave Mathews band" and "Barbara Streisand". If they decide to charge $8 for the worst coffee ever people will buy it because it carries the Starbucks logo or just simply because they're idiots. Anyone who spends over $200 a year in Starbucks is an asshole. Their coffee is not good at all.

14 Year old girl: "Starbucks is sooo good."
40 Year old male (Girl's dad): "You have no idea what good coffee is, Starbucks sucks, you suck, you idiot.

Starbucks by the truth about everything January 8, 2012

StarFucked! 

The act of getting screwed over by a starbucks employee on your way to work or somewhere were starbucks coffee is an absolute necessity. Because we all know that starbucks employees really care about the difference between mocha latte and a regular latte.

Sue: LIke i was on my way to a early bird special sale at kohls and so i figured id get a double mocha latte. and the stupid guy gave me a dark mocha espresso wit whipped cream.

Lil. god what an insensitive jerk.
Sue: yeah he totally StarFucked! me.

StarFucked! by CHOCOLISHISH July 6, 2009

Starbucks

A place to take a dump when you're in the city.

"Because there's no public restrooms around here, I'm just going to drop a deuce in this Starbucks."

Starbucks by bobucks July 18, 2012

Starbucks

The headquarters of every white girl in the world. This is where all the white girls come together and talk about their perf uggs, iPhones, coffee, and the latest yoga pants and like guys with blue eyes and washboard abs.

Regina George : omg Gretchen let's go to Starbucks and talk about blue eyes and washboard abs.

Gretchen Weiners : omg Regina that sounds like a great idea.

Starbucks by 2perf4birth April 25, 2014

starbucks and chill 

The equivalent of netflix and chill for white girls

Let's starbucks and chill. But I have no money! *Face Palm*

starbucks and chill by iliketoridetoes November 14, 2015

Starbucks

Where yuppies go every morning. also where white people who studied liberal arts in college go every day because they like to congregate and talk about how the job market is terrible when in reality they aren't qualified for any job because writing and analyzing poetry is not a job skill. You can expect to see tons of white college kids there as well complaining how college tuition has gone up, when their parents pay for it and their only expenses are DUI tickets and 5$ of starbucks every day for 4 years...do the math.

Suburban white kid: I'm making a starbucks run who wants to go?
Others: me me me!
They drive away
Black dude: why don't they study? Aren't they afraid their gonna get kicked out?
Hispanic: naw they pay full tuition so as long as they don't shoot anyone they're fine.
Inner city white kid: don't they realize they spend thousands of dollars on bad coffee every year?
Immigrant kid: my parents risked a lot to get here, I party, but ill loose my scholarship if I don't work.
Chinese kid: well maybe they don't need to do work all they take are minimum requirements and liberal arts courses, what do they plan on doing when they graduate?

Starbucks by RepDCyouknowme October 16, 2010

Starbucks sipping mothafucka 

cocksucking business criminal asshole

"Shut the fuck up you starbucks sipping mothafucka!"

Starbucks sipping mothafucka by Rapmasta Badass Mothafuckas April 4, 2009