Stanley

The act of accidently knocking up a girl cuz your too cheap to buy condoms. So you decide to use the pull out method. But you're too stupid to pull out at the right time so your girl ends up PREGO!

John:Hey did ya hear Katie got knocked up and Mikes the dad.

Frank:No way! How did that happen?

John:Oh he pulled a Stanley

Frank:Dumbass!

by McRoot123 January 18, 2012

Staple Gun

Right as you are about to cum while recieving a blowjob, pull the womans face away and poke her in the eyes and cum on her face at the same time.

Dude, last night this chick was giving me really good head but i just had to staple gun her, it was so fucking funny!!

by Ryan and Bryan, the artists... January 12, 2006

staples

givin someone a quickie while telling your parents your goin to staples (just hope you're not &#$@-blocked)

Turkey Road not Home Depot. I'm goin to staples

by Larry the Unemployed Guy September 29, 2005

Stanley rohail

This person is tough from the outside but has a fragile heart inside. He lives in a world of his own just how an innocent child imagines a perfect magical world of their own. His heart is pure and honest and he speaks his mind. He can have a temper but loves and cares so much harder. His eyes say what his words may not always express. His smile touches peoples hearts, his charm is to die for. He is so hardworking that his success will speak for itself, hes a champion who never looses hope regardless of the dark times he faces in his life. He is a God giffted warrior who fights his battles with full confidence in his victory. A God giffted man whos love is like the galaxies, a never ending journey that continues for a entenity.

The man of my dreams is 'Stanley Rohail'

by 03&26 for life x January 31, 2018

Pack of Stanley's

A group of Polish males in turban's.

Hey, chech out that group of arabs!

There not arbaic, they are polish.

Oh, a pack of stanley's.

by Menchael December 12, 2004

Stanley's

A cunning euphemism utilised by newly dating couples, so that while it appears outwardly that they are arranging a casual get-together, in reality they are preparing a sordid, typically sado-masochistic, rendezvous.

Tonight is my last night in Chicago. Stanley's. No excuses.

by youslag7 August 7, 2011

Stanley Steamer

A Stanley Steamer is the act in which anal sex turns into a scat-like disaster. When you pull your cock out of the ass and you get a diarrhea surprise on your chest and/or pubic region.

Craig is asking Santa Claus for new bed sheets because they are stained with shit from the Stanley Steamer his wife gave him after Thanksgiving dinner.

by James & Ann January 5, 2008