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Status Abuse

The act of posting your entire life onto Facebook and Twitter
John Smith: is walking towards the car

John Smith: is getting into the car

John Smith: forgot his keys and closed the door...
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Ron Smith: Solves you right you Status abuser
by errington1010 March 26, 2010
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the stans

The belt of Countries between India, Russia, China and the Caspian Sea. Known for containing an unusual concentration of heroin, oil, bad soviet suits, Stalin wannabees, religious fanatics, rusted out hulks of Aeroflot planes, and hapless young marines from New Jersey who would really rather be somewhere else.
Marine #1: I get to spend my next tour in the DMZ. Man, I can't wait; fine Korean food, finer Korean women! Where are you going after basic?

Marine #2: Man, they're sending me to the stans.

Marine #1: I told you not to hit on the gunny's daughter.
by R Davis November 8, 2006
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boo status

Someone in your life who is actually worth your time. They aren't a bustdown or a booty call, they have attained the boo status.
Oh, sorry I didn't answer my phone. I was on the other line with the boo status.

Oh you know Raheem? Yea girl, he got that boo status.
by Lindsational January 26, 2009
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statusry

The art of making facebook statuses that are valuable to your friends and not annoying.

A practicer of statusry is a statustician.
"97% won't repost this" because it's an awful example of statusry. I bet you have individual ideas to express, creatively and clearly.
by Astrapto June 9, 2011
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Facebook Idol Status

After American Idol, when people put who they think should have or should not have been voted off, or who should or should not have won. Very popular after the finale.
Facebook Idol Statuses

Name Lastname is OMG Adam Lambert should have won Idol!
Name Lastname is KRIS<33333
Name Lasname: I LOVE DANNY G!
by kateeeee! May 20, 2009
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Status creeper

Someone who obsessively reads and judges other people's status updates on social networks, yet refuses to leave any of their own.
Yeah, Jess knows everything about everyone...I thought she never checked in on Facebook, but I guess she's a status creeper.
by Leashla March 23, 2011
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