Someone who procrastinates daily life activities and is constantly late. Slackers tend to make a sufficient amount of excuses in order to stay home in bed. Typically slackers don't give Amy sort of commitment in plans in order to bail without guilt. For example, slackers will use words like "possibly" or "maybe" when approached to make plans. Men With names such as Tanner, or Jacob are very commonly slackers.
by Actual definitions March 4, 2017
Get the Slacker mug.Moderately good looking guy usually middle-aged who is always ready to order a drink or finish a drink. Loves to collect garbage, especially cords. Always ready to destroy the upstairs bathroom like the Mongols decimating a small village and never leaves the fan on, so that nearby victims can bask in their misery. A Stacer has its own set of time. Sometimes they are late, certainly never early, may not show up at all. Stacer loves a deal, a coupon or a discount on anything even things they don't use.
Q: Have you seen Stacer, I ordered him a drink?
A: I think he is destroying the upstairs bathroom again, but you can bet he will be down to finish that drink, its Stacer!
Q: Is Stacer coming?
A: Probably not, he said he was, but there was a sale that specialized in unusable computer parts from the 70's, there might be some cords he doesn't need.
Q: What is Stacer doing?
A: Well there was a coupon for knitting needles so he's buying those.
Q: Oh, Stacer knits?
A: No, not at all, but there was a coupon.
A: I think he is destroying the upstairs bathroom again, but you can bet he will be down to finish that drink, its Stacer!
Q: Is Stacer coming?
A: Probably not, he said he was, but there was a sale that specialized in unusable computer parts from the 70's, there might be some cords he doesn't need.
Q: What is Stacer doing?
A: Well there was a coupon for knitting needles so he's buying those.
Q: Oh, Stacer knits?
A: No, not at all, but there was a coupon.
by knowy knowitall February 22, 2022
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Tony became a Comment Stalker when he read through Maggie's wall comments because he didn't believe we were still in touch.
by T. T. A. T. February 7, 2009
Get the Comment Stalker mug.Someone who looks at your page several times a day. They "know" things they wouldn't know otherwise if they weren't stalking. They try to accuse YOU of being the stalker and try to act innocent. They send you tons of messages a day then block you before you can reply. Then they message all of your friends, about you. And then block them too. Mostly they look at your page 20+ times in one day, then another 20+ on each of your friends pages. Stalkers.
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"Myspace stalker(s)."
by famousviamyspacestalkers August 20, 2009
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matt (the most popular senior in school) - so julia tried to ask me out last night over facebook message... what a senior stalker
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by hannerwanners March 15, 2010
Get the senior stalker mug.You: Yea there was like a bajillion people in there so i was a stall stalker for like half a freikin hour
by skiperson April 17, 2010
Get the stall stalker mug.Rob: Hey man I was thinking about stopping by your party. Is there a lot of girls there?
James: It's just a bunch of dudes right now.
Rob: Ah sounds like a real dick smacker
James: It's just a bunch of dudes right now.
Rob: Ah sounds like a real dick smacker
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