Pedo stache

A mustache that a pedofile would have. It is unkempt and awkwardly unmanly. Often there is barely even any hair there and it looks like a sad attempt of a pre-puberty teen to have facial hair. Imagine Napoleon Dynamite's brother's stache but worse.

Johnny: "Hey, do you like the new mustache I'm growing?!"
Nathan: "Eww, no!! Shave that pedo stache off!!"
Robert: "Yea, John, shave that shit off; I have more hair on my ass than you do above your lip!!"

by BamBamKam November 30, 2014

hitler 'stache

the small bit of pubic hair left on the mound after a spring trim

"summers comming, time to trim up my hitler 'stache"

by julsinthebox May 2, 2005

Nut Stache

A mustache on the genitals. With the penis acting as a nose, the nut stache is the pubic hair under the shaft. It also may be part of a full nut beard.

You have such a thick nut stache!

by fire man 12 March 22, 2009

creeper-stache

A mustache that develops on adolescents who can't grow a full beard, giving the appearance of fuzz; which looks creepy, especially in a light colous.

"Yo, buddy, shave that creeper-stache off, you will never pick up chicks lookin' like that!"

by Stephie-poos December 17, 2006

Stacey

An attractive foid, that can get males to buy her food just by flirting with them. The opposite of a Becky.

Stacey has been with half the guys on the baseball team.

by Onehappytoker May 5, 2021

hitler rocks the stache

line said to anyone who opposed hitler and his rockin mustache

Civilian:Yeah Hitler's stache is cool and all, but I think the Russians have better st...
Nazi:HITLER ROCKS THE STACHE (kills instantly)

by Carlb0t January 10, 2010

Hero Stache

When a man applies mascara to his Rapist Stache Then lets the mascara stay on for a few days, With the end results of a better looking Stache. A Hero Stache.

Dill: Hey man is that mascara on yo Stache?
Spencer: Yeah man.
Dill: Why?
Spencer: Just wait a day or two, And my mustache will become more magnificent than ever.
Dill: Oh, So a Hero Stache?
Spencer: Precisely.

by UrbanBoogy July 11, 2009