bag of squirt

As a man and woman have intercourse, the woman being a "squirter". At the time of climax while spraying like a kitten a third party then enters and has her aquadic goodies collected in a zip lock bag. saving for a splashtastic assault on the unwilling.

"I saved my bag of squirt from my last date with suzie and while roaming the park I happened onto a slummbering homeless man and splashed my bag of squirt into his suck hole."

by Herman Mung Stur February 25, 2009

Squirting Jeremiah

When a girl ejaculates out of her vaginal canal on a windsheild of a car.

hey girl we can step outside and u can give my car a little squirting Jeremiah

by E to the Lijah June 10, 2010

she squirt

When a woman ejaculates liquid from her vagina due to sexual arousal

I was smashing that bitches G spot so hard the slut did a she squirt all over my face!

by Bundybazza August 28, 2009

hersey squirt

a fart, that comes out sharp and fast. its soft yet soupy. otherwise known as poop

"Dude! When I tried to fart I hersey squirted and ruined my underwear"

by ladysemen March 26, 2009

worth a squirt

"its worth a squirt " can be used for describing anything worth doing,tasting and so on. its universal for anything worth doing, hens..its worth a squirt!;)

you should try this drink!. its totally worth a squirt!

by francesco fantastico March 14, 2016

Squirt Gun

Slang for a penis because as one cums, (unless you're really fucking old or have had some sort of injury) the first few orgasms squirt.

Johnny McWarguy: Hey Jen, wanna see my squirt gun?
Jen: Uhhhm... ok?
Johnny McWarguy: *unzips pants and squirts his load in Jen's face*
Jen: ...I'm going to kill you.

by Johnny McWarguy April 30, 2008

hershey squirt

1. brown spot on underwear resulting from a diarrhea fart. 2. failure of parents to adequately potty train a child.

damn! did you hear that dude's fart? that must have left a hershey squirt for sure!

by smak September 4, 2003