squeeze my weenier

"squeeze my weenier " is a term that ohmwrecker/masked-gamer said whilst trying to get a point in cards against humanity and still get ad revenue at the same time but because YouTube is so bad he or his friends wont get ads anyway because the ad-pocalypse has struck

3rd grade boy: hey girl ya wanna go under the stairs after period 3 and squeeze my weenier ?
girl: ewwww
3rd grade boy: i can make it move like a caterpillar girl

girl: still no yet impressive

by yaboilucabray2005 March 30, 2019

Squeeze beans through the jeans

To let a fart rip whike wearing pants.

Pull my finger son, I'm about to squeeze beans through the jeans.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

Squeaky friends

Squeaky friends is what you call a young child over the internet or in person.

Teacher: “ Hello squeaky friends!!”

Children: “Hello!”

by sofiafromclairo September 9, 2020

squeadle

A type of dog (especially of the "doodle" variety) whose utter adorbs-ness makes one squeal spontaneously upon sight. First coined ca. 2015 in London's Kensington Gardens--home to one of the most concentrated populations of squeadles in OECD countries. Note: although all dogs might be technically "good boys" or "good girls," not all dogs are squeadles. Certain breeds that are typically small, nippy, and obnoxious are automatically disqualified from this designation due to the overt lack of adorableness. "Squeadle" can be enhanced with intensifiers such as "Pro" and, in exceptional cases, "Pro Plus" (the highest level of canine cuteness). In recent usage, an actual squeal is often replaced or combined with a simple utterance of the word "squeadle," delivered with a deadpan matter-of-factness that underscores the undeniable verity of the statement.

Wilma: "Squeadle."
Zelda: "Where?"
Wilma: "Over there, in the park."
Zelda: "The Chihuahua?"
Wilma: "No! Chihuahuas aren't squeadles!"
Zelda: "The Pomeranian?"
Wilma: "Nope"
Zelda: "Ohhh... the Wheatedoodle. Total squeadle!"
Wilma: "Squeadle Pro Plus!"
Together: "Eeeeeee..."

by ElinorsDad October 8, 2023

bitch squeak

it is when a female dog is slaped, stepped on, kicked down a stair case, ect. and makes a sound so high that it doesn't register on the dog's hearing scale.

Did you hear that Bitch Squeak when my neighbor slapped Fluffles, stepped on her, and accidentally kicked her down the stair case?

by Dicky von Pussae November 18, 2013

Premature Squeeze

The action involuntary squeezing too early when taking a shit. Generally results in a messy cleanup.

I had a clean and easy poop passing, then I accidentally had a premature squeeze resulting in a messy cleanup and using far too much toilet paper.

by NB44 October 4, 2017

Mustard Squeeze

Explosive shits. Massive diarrhea rounds that are relentless and unending.

I partied way too hard this weekend. It’s monday and I got the mustard squeeze.

Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018