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didley squat 

absolutely nothing
My two lazy children have been up to didley squat all day long!
didley squat by retired hot momma August 16, 2009
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Squeaker 

A person, usually using a chat feature in an online game, who is young enough for their voice not to have deepened. This makes it high-pitched and unbearable to listen to. Squeakers usually use long streams of invective to make their point clear.
(Squeaker gets killed, trolled, and otherwise annoyed) Squeaker: What the fuck you fucking asshole you're cheating you're using a fucking hack I'm going to fucking report you you fucking piece of shit.

(Squeaker scores a minor victory) Squeaker: I'm the best player in the world suck my balls you fucktard... You get the idea.
Squeaker by CalvinandHobbes October 4, 2013

curls in the squat rack 

The embarrassing and nubish act of doing biceps curls, while standing in a squat rack. This is pure whitebread.

The squat rack is the only place in the gym one can specifically do squats, as the rack serves as the spot / safety.
However standing bicep curls can be done practically anywhere. Thus to do curls in the squat rack not only reveals one's own know-nothing idiocy, it takes up a station that could properly be used by a legit gym goer.

The sort of thing you'd see at Planet Fitness or your average community rec center. Done by people who get their training advice from Dr Oz.
I was going to break my PR in front skwats today, but that scrawny noob over there is hogging the equipment and doing curls in the squat rack!

Ranch Squatting 

when one squirts ranch dressing into a girls vagina or a mans anus and they lay on the floor and allow the person to squat over their face, and squirt the ranch into their mouth.
duuude, did you just let that girl ranch squat you? HELL YEAH man, im a master ranch squatter i go ranch squatting all the time! :D
Ranch Squatting by Eva. gEt cRuNk. February 15, 2009

Swahili Squat Fuck 

A sexual act that involves a male and a female. The woman is positioned with her back on the floor and raises her hips and legs in the air so her vagina is parallel with the ceiling. The male then lets out a loud shriek before rushing over to the woman and inserts his penis into her vagina. He then vigorously, and simultaneously, pounds on her vagina like a pair of congo drums. This was first done by horny tribesmen in Swahili centuries ago. However, it was perfected by the Mayans.
Joe: I was feeling kind if diverse last night with Bonnie.

Bob: Ahhhh she gave you the old Swahili Squat Fuck.

squat nazi 

A type of squatter who beleives that their way of life is the only valid one and that all the rest of humanity are clueless, brain-dead cattle. Highly elitist -despite their so-called 'anarchist' pontifications- and extremely cliquey they tend to overlook the fact that everyone has to start somewhere and that if you haven't been a squatter for very long yourself then you aren't worth the waste of their valuable oxygen interacting with you.

More often than not this type of squatter will have come from a moneyed background (see Trustafarian ) and therefore beleive they hold the moral high ground in any argument because they have so thoroughly rejected the trappings of babylon to go live in a disused warehouse on the arse-end of a major city.

Usually fairly inept at any form of useful infrastructure related task to do with the squat (i.e. electrical and plumbing) but highly adept at cracking the place initially and, of course, letting you know just how much of a cunt you are for doing babylon related things like working in a shitty job or paying rent for your living space.

Rare examples of the type usually display other forms of left-leaning nazism such as being a vegan nazi, eco nazi, rainbow nazi etc etc
All i asked him was how long he'd been into squatting buildings and he totally blanked me -what a fucking squat nazi...
squat nazi by dirtysquatter November 11, 2008