Spunkgut

Basically means one of two things: (a) a whore who drinks lots of cum, or (b) a pregnant female.

(could also refer to a gay male who has been pumped full of spunk)

(a)"Yo check that dirty fucking spunkgut biatch!"
(b)"Is that a spunkgut or is she just fat?"

by jaijai binks August 10, 2006

spuche

a person most likely male who resembles a humming bird (such as the one on the back of a juice box) the word was said to be originated by the comedian paul scheer and is popular in Connecticut and surrounding states
this mainly describes some one with a big nose or other traits the resemble a humming bird mainly a nose representing a beak on a bird

ya so this little spuche punk tried to start a fight with me

by jaju baller June 26, 2008

Spunktacles

Shooting your muck on the face of a willing partner, framing her eyes in thick ropes of jizz.

"How'd you get on last night mate?"

"Sound. Got a BJ off a scuddie behind a skip. Pulled out just in time to give her a pair of spunktacles!"

by cheesybeef February 9, 2010

Spunctual

when you see someone and you automatically want to put their genitals in your mouth

Damn girl! That boy is so fine, he's spunctual!

by Rosegin April 3, 2015

Spudrick

Derived from the word "Spud" meaning potato, Spudrick is a name given to someone who you believe to be incapable of simple tasks.

Hey how did you mess that up you Spudrick

or

What a Spudrick

by iGotALottaNADS May 14, 2015

spunkfest

Loads of stiff cocked gentlemen ejaculating at the same time most commonly observed at an orgy or a group of teenagers gathering to watch filth smug whilst skiving school.

Lets all skive and go round garys drum,watch filth and have a spunkfest.

by Cifco July 28, 2015

spurine

A mixture of urine and sperm

His stream of spurine was more lumpy than usual.

by Shpurinator March 28, 2016