That moment after you've had a meal with siracha sauce and your insides start churning and your bowels go into overdrive. You run for the toilet hoping you make it before the impending rectal explosion.
I was sure I was gonna shit my pants but I did the siracha sprint to the crapper and made it just in time.
by RickG83 October 21, 2012
Get the siracha sprint mug.A company that bends the truth. Their customer service people both via phone and in their stores do not care, and half the time you will spend 3 hours on the phone/at the store to get a replacement phone when you have insurance on it.
Example: I purchased full insurance on my phone, and when it broke, they said that it was the battery and that was not covered.
Example: I purchased full insurance on my phone, and when it broke, they said that it was the battery and that was not covered.
Me: *after waiting in line at the Sprint Store for 2 hours despite the line consisting of 3 people and 4 employees being on duty*: Hey, my phone broke. Can you replace it? I have insurance.
Employee: Nope. Please Leave, I'm off duty in 15 min.
Employee: Nope. Please Leave, I'm off duty in 15 min.
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by sprant man July 17, 2012
Get the Sprant mug.the sad state of aging underwear when the 'elastic' goes 'bad', and the said 'pair' no longer caresses 'prime parts' effectively. 'the changing of the guard', the metamorphosis of underwear into its' afterlife as a RAG!!
i better toss these 'pants' into the rag bag!, this shit be sprung, jack!
she told him to just cut off her 'pants'!, saying they were sprung anyway!
these 'pants' are sprung!, i throw them into the 'bage' can!
gone 'dump' these sprung 'pants' n' get me some new $20 a pair designer specials!!
he caught her/him wearing sprung 'pants'. and cut them off with his knife to gain entry to 'prime parts'!
she told him to just cut off her 'pants'!, saying they were sprung anyway!
these 'pants' are sprung!, i throw them into the 'bage' can!
gone 'dump' these sprung 'pants' n' get me some new $20 a pair designer specials!!
he caught her/him wearing sprung 'pants'. and cut them off with his knife to gain entry to 'prime parts'!
by michael foolsley November 12, 2013
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