scratty

Used to describe something your tall, skinny, awkward friend would do. Usually refers to things that would be stupid or dorky when done or used by the average person, but has a sort of ironic coolness when the right person (i.e., Scratz) gets involved.

We were at the Salvation Army store and we found a red bucket hat and red-lensed sunglasses - when Chris wore them, it was the scrattiest look ever.

Dude, we're dressing in costume for a movie release? That's so scratty.

by Patattack May 17, 2007

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green apple splatters

aka "cider poo" drinking too much cider the nite before and waking up with more than a fat bird

damn i was throwing back the scrumpy last nite got a case of the "green apple splatters"

by kaaos_crust October 16, 2006

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Spratchet

(n.) The plastic piece that separates one person's groceries on the conveyor belt from the person in front of them.

Excuse me Ma'am, I don't want to get our groceries mixed up. Would you kindly pass me the spratchet?

by Island_Spud January 14, 2016

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Spratley

A small Raving kid, mostly likes bright colours. Give him a glostick and most probubly he'll eat it or throw it at a non-raver, to spread the desease.

Spratley jumped up the street with his bright t-shirt, listening to Hadouken!

by Chris Spratley March 8, 2008

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Splatter cake

When a rogue squirt of jizz lands in your underwear, leaving you with an uncomfortable sticky sensation that can only be made worse by the presence of pubic hair.

Jim: "My mum almost walked in on me choking the goose the other day"
Gary: "Did she see anything?"
Jim: "Thankfully not. But the splatter cake was the size of a baseball"

by mylittlewhiteslug October 23, 2018

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