Shoveling

the act of raping something.

Most people say shoveling is illegal, but rapists don't see why hobbies are banned by the government.

by RITM March 20, 2008

Butt Snorkeling

Greg Menges natural habitat

sticking your head so far up you ass that you need a aqualung to breath

by terry wyrick April 28, 2004

snorkling

to cum in a woman's vagina or man's anus and then suck it out with a straw is the true definition of snorkling

after cumming, jesse decided he wanted to go snorkling as well.

by rustytugjon December 14, 2008

sporking

To attack with a spork utensil

Joke: Too brittle.
To actually attack with one.
It sounds funny.

She watched closely, waiting for the right moment for sporking him.

by Rosie July 26, 2004

Sparkling Sleeping Beauty

Sparkling Sleeping Beauty (n.) - A young lady who is taken out on a date and slipped a mickey. Once she passes out, her date then removes her dress and replaces it with a nice big poofy pink gown. He then places a rhinestone tiara on her head and seals the deal by bustin' a nut* across her lips as lip gloss.

*Clemen is often used as a low calorie substitute for semen, and tends to sparkle more in photos and video.

Mel: You have some dried up crusty stuff in the corners of your mouth there.

Sabritney: Oops, it's from last night. After work a group of us went to happy hour, then Tard gave me a ride home and turned me into a Sparkling Sleeping Beauty. I got a good night's rest though.

by J. the Jokster October 23, 2009

Sperling Mark

The one and only person who is God and everyone's gotta get used to it.

Sperling Mark is God with his hands.

by arahsas April 1, 2005

spooling

The process of taking a giant wooden cable spool and rolling it down a hill for amusement. A common past time of people in e-burg.

Dude what are we gonna do tonight?
Lets go spooling

by kbless May 1, 2006