spooned

to be ownedowned

you have been spooned

by lucas halpert January 27, 2003

Spooderman

A bumbling goofball pretending to be the famous webslinger Spider-Man. They may attempt all they want, but they might fail.

Charlie: Look up in the sky! It's Spider-Man!
Some random guy in a Spider-Man costume: *Swings by* Hey, guys! *Crashes* Ouch! That hurt!
Charlie: Crap...more like Spooderman. :(

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth November 2, 2018

Spooned

To be high from use of marijuana. A word to describe someone that is so high they can't cycle home, for love nor money.

'Oh my God! Sam and Jack were so spooned last night!'

by iJALv June 21, 2016

Spoofer

For use as a description of absolutely any person or object. Originating from the derogatory definition of Semen.

How are you Spoofer. Where's the Spoofer? I've had a Spoofer of a day. Spoof!

by Sydney Correspondent September 9, 2003

sooner

A woman (or i suppose in this politically correct age equally a man) who is very ugly indeed, at least a three bagger, that one has slept with, or might sleep with.

Derived from the fact that you would sooner bite off your own arm than move it from under her and risk waking her up the next morning.

'Look at the sooner!'
'Would you?'
'No'
'Really?'
'Definatly not!'
'She fancies you.'
'You reckon?'
'Yeah'
'Well, if I don't do any better by the end of the night...'

by TeaPee April 17, 2006

Golden Spooned

Passing ice cream through kissing from one mouth to another. When the ice cream is passed along its melty and would resemble soft serve ice cream.. Only dirty or cheap people think that when someone asks to 'have a taste' means backwashing their ice cream.

"I kissed her and she fucking golden spooned her ice cream!!"

by CasieTheRadBitch March 31, 2007

Spoofer

A slang reference to the already slang reference of fart.

(slang, vulgar) To make air come out of the anus.

"Oh man...who spoofered?"
"Don't spoofer in the car."
"If you spoofer one more time I'm going to kill your face."
"I love it when he spoofers. It's romantic."
"Your spoofers smell like sun baked dog crap."
"Your breath smells like my dad's spoofers."

by Nelopee December 10, 2008