Sports Fan

When a guy stands on the dance floor awkwardly and doesn't dance. The Sports Fan is a fan of the game, but he doesn't want to play.

Friend 1- "What's up with this dude? He stepped on to the dance floor but he's just watching us like a babysitter."
Friend 2- "Yeah, he's a Sports Fan. Who would step on to the dance floor and NOT dance?"

by BATCHCITYDJS May 5, 2013

Sports Cock

After strenuous exercise (e.g. the gym) the penis is extremely deflated and small due to the previous adrenaline pumping activity.

"Good gym session, Pete"

"Yeh, felt awesome, but i've got major sports cock now, Gutted!"

by P.Halliday May 15, 2009

armenian sport

To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.

"Joe is making Armenian sport two or three times a day."

"Bob loves to make Armenian sport, when he watches porn."
"Is our son making Armenian sport again every morning and evening?"

by kina loko January 30, 2014

sport stick

another name for a cigarette

"Hey Syd, lets go out for a sport stick"

by tukut May 29, 2007

Sporting a Weasely

Having an erection while wearing pants, yet it is clear that they are erect.
Not to be confused with "Pulling a Weasely", yet it is still similar.

Did you see Ron's dad?
No, why?
He's totally Sporting a Weasely while talking to that woman.

by Morik June 14, 2010

Earth Sports

Any non team outdoor activity, such as Running, Mountain Biking, Swimming, Snow boarding, skiing, fishing, hunting.

I don't like football. I'm an earth sports type of guy

by ponchware June 17, 2010

sports fapper

one individual who is so obsessed with sports they are depicted as masturbating to a sports event--- these things are typically seen wearing high Nike socks

"You can tell Johnny is a sports fapper by his Elites."

by classy_sir June 16, 2014