splorfnik

to splorfnik is the action of smacking your hip against a countertop, causing your body immense pain

Ow! I just splorfniked my body

by ur mom x reader September 13, 2021

Splurt

To ooze out of something.

I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but I added to much jelly, so all of it splurt out the side when I bit it.

by Jhenniffer September 18, 2021

Splursnoggle

Splursnoggle; a seemingly innocent way to censor the word "dick"

That's a fine splursnoggle you got there!

by MushyMushrooms February 2, 2022

Splurnge

A Color invented by Pat K of Stereos(band) Fame. A mix of Rose Gold, Shell Pink and Diarrhea.

I painted my walls splurnge today!
Bro, my shit is splurnge, should I call a physician?

by Catsruledogsdrule February 7, 2022

splurtch

A joint rolled with splamptch butts

Fuck I’m gonna have to roll a splurtch

by Scruffy1234)5;3222 February 13, 2022

Splurt

To release bodily juices in an energetic manner.

I cut my toe and the blood just started to splurt.

by Spurtmastergeneral February 20, 2022

Splurge

Letting loose fluids on another person

Yooo she just splurged all over him

by Sportchek February 21, 2022