sploogefest

1.When you masturbate

2. When you masturbate with other people

i had the fattiest sploogefest yesterday!

by bobby May 13, 2005

Splonge

The word to solve anything.

What shall we do today?
Splonge.
What do you mean?
Splonge.
Whats 546x398?
Splonge.
What do you plan on doing with your life?
Splonge.
Do you like this pie?
Splonge.

by Splonge? December 8, 2006

Splooge Clues

Popular children show in which children of all ages get extremely wet and sticky with ejaculatory fluids known a cum or semen.

"I was watching Splooge Clues and this guy just cummed all over this little girl's face."

by Cum Dictator October 18, 2009

Splorgathed

An addiction that you have a handle on so it doesn't mess up your life

Joe was splorgathed to adderall for a while, but he quit before it because a hardcore addiction and fucked up his life.

Mark started out splorgathed to meth, but now he's such a tweaker.

It seems like everyone in America is splorgathed to caffeine.

by Cpt. Swashbucklemonkey October 11, 2009

Splurgetastic

Something that is, or appears to be ridiculously fantastic

Jj: Hey Kim, want to see a movie this weekend?

Kim: Yeah, lets watch Happy Gilmore!

Jj: That sounds splurgetastic!

by Kimballer' November 12, 2009

sploogein

Losing control of yourself in what is not necessarily an erotic situation.

"I was wearing my new corduroys commando style and started sploogein everywhere!"

by JohnCreasy February 26, 2011

splooge magnet

promiscuous girl

guy1: did you hear, paris hilton has a new sex tape
guy2: again? what a splooge magnet

by Carlo999 June 30, 2011