Sleepy people.
Spleeple.
The entire population of the 6am train, excluding meth heads.
Every student ever to do an early morning exam without chemical aid.
Spleeple.
Spleeple.
The entire population of the 6am train, excluding meth heads.
Every student ever to do an early morning exam without chemical aid.
Spleeple.
1.
*day of exam, on train*
John, loudly: "All you fucking spleeple better wake the fuck up or get back to bed, 'cause it's crunch time."
2.
Jane: "Baby, come to bed. It's 4AM, we had a big dinner. How are you hungry?"
Jim: "Spleeple gotta eat babe. Spleeple gotta eat."
*day of exam, on train*
John, loudly: "All you fucking spleeple better wake the fuck up or get back to bed, 'cause it's crunch time."
2.
Jane: "Baby, come to bed. It's 4AM, we had a big dinner. How are you hungry?"
Jim: "Spleeple gotta eat babe. Spleeple gotta eat."
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So much repressed hostility, giggling at the sight of certain flowers, and so many unexplained bruises and episodes of epistaxis;: I think I need a spleen coach.
Or a competent haematologist.
Or a competent haematologist.
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