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spanking horse

A piece of furniture used in bdsm that the sub is strapped to and then spanked
Kate was tied down on their spanking horse and Bob spanked her & spanked her while Kate moaned.
by SshhCaty January 15, 2014
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Spanking

Bad kids get this for punishment. Usually performed on the child’s bare and over the spankee’s knee.
“Emily!”

Everyone’s attention went towards a twelve year old girl and her dad. Some people had recognized the girl by passing her down the isles. She had gained there attention while throwing a temper tantrum earlier. “You are going to bend over my lap! A spanking is just what you need.” This surprised most people given she was twelve, but no one could argue that she didn’t deserve some form of punishment along with humiliation. The young girl protest, only to be forced over her father’s knee. He pulled her pants and undies down, only to immediately smack down on her ass, ignoring the looks he was getting. When he had pulled her pants and undies down, her butt was already red. She must be use to this punishment.
by Hornyspanks December 24, 2020
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Spanking the Baby

Something that looks really nice. Term developed by community college instructors to confuse their students into using slang that does not exist.
The print on that t-shirt is spanking the baby.
by Rufus Walker February 7, 2006
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Spanking Horses

A synonym regarding the point at where someone is taking the piss or piss-taking about something. IOW, taking the mick.
Mr Suly, don't you think that Sir Xavier is spanking horses when it comes to how long he takes using the squat rack.

What? Did she cheat on you? Na, that's spanking horses man.
by Spanking Horses September 6, 2019
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Spanking The Raymond

The process of vigorously caressing your Romano in order to gerfliggity
My hands are chapped cause i was Spanking The Raymond innummerable times
by Burrito Supreme June 1, 2010
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sparkling toothbrush

after a girl swallows your load, you then kiss her afterwards before she brushes her teeth, therefore exposing yourself to swallowing your own babies
gross man you got a sparkling toothbrush!
by Rotorious 31 June 9, 2010
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San Francisco Sparkling Disco

The act of inserting an entire disco ball plugged into a wall into your partner's anus. To complete this sexually enticing piss, the inserter must then urinate all over the disco ball to create an effect that shimmers and shines.
Yeah, I gave that four year old one hell of a San Francisco Sparkling Disco yesterday. That'll teach her not to where that sexy looking skirt!
by titty tickler of the seven sea September 17, 2017
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