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Safety Taliban

Vocal and widely despised prophet of a fundamentalist ideology whose basic tenets impose a strict ban on getting things done on time, on budget and, above all, enjoying yourself in any way, shape or form.
Gordon: You! Where's your high-visibility vest?
Innocent victim: In the raging inferno that was my office ...
Gordon: Don't give me that! The sign clearly says that high visibility clothing must be worn in this area at all times. No exceptions whatsover. The rules are the rules. They're for your own good, you know. Where would we be without any rules?
Innocent victim (sotto voce): Fucking safety taliban ...
by Citizen Sade March 14, 2008
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Safe with the bank

When struggling to keep enough funds in your account and playing the float, knowing for a certain period of time (a day or more) that any check you have written will not bounce, and therefore having some peace of mind for that period of time.
I just deposited $100 into my account, so I am "safe with the bank" until Monday.

The check for the rent will not clear until Friday, the day I am getting paid, so until then, I am safe with the bank.
by Bed time March 3, 2011
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safe ting

John: Meet you at 12 tomorrow?
Jimmy: Yeah safe ting.
by reenreen January 15, 2012
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Safeway shuffle

When one enters a Safeway, he/she walks directly into the bakery section, grabs a doughnut, and proceeds to walk around the store eating said doughnut and shopping.
Yesterday, Nick did the Safeway shuffle.
by Nickie P February 7, 2012
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safety deposit box

The act of placing one's posterior against that of another and farting, thus safely depositing the fart in the recipient for later retrieval.
Deav asked his brother at the Indians game, "If you fart into someone's butt, what would you call that?" A guy in the row behind responded, "Well I'd call it a safety deposit box."

Deaver: "I gotta fart!"
Neil: "Quick, stand up and use the safety deposit box!"
by Deav, Belkins & Associates February 14, 2012
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Safety Sam

A character Created by TheOddKids.

Original Name: Safety Clone
Always Tries to make things safe but ends to be not safe.
Guy: I saw Safety Sam in the mall today.

Girl: Cool!
by Safety Sam November 21, 2011
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safety docking

Where traditionally construction workers exchange a handshake during a shift change. The safety engineers on the job take this a step further and slide there foreskin together and masturbate until there semen blends in the middle. This is often followed up with letting it drip into shot glasses and cheersing to having a safe shift.
worker1- those homos where safety docking again.
worker 2- it's not even end of shift yet
by boiler March 13, 2015
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