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In soon time

1. Something that will happen in a short amount of time.
2. Not to be confused with, " In due time" which means an event that will occur in a certain amount of time. Whereas in, "In soon time", the event shall happen soonly.
Derek: "Julian, when will you throw far?"
Julian: " In soon time.."
by Balls McLongc0ck March 6, 2009
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Sooner Fan

Bandwagon follower of the douchefaggiest sports team in the nation. Named after the people who cheated in the Oklahoma Land Run, the Oklahoma University Sooners play out of the asshole of the great state of Oklahoma, Norman. A surefire way to find all the inbred morons in a room is to yell BOOMER, which Sooner fans think rhymes with Sooner. This is also a helpful way to locate a Wal Mart employee if you're having trouble finding something in the store. Sooner Nation is an amalgamation of trailer parks that exist for the sole purpose of breeding more Sooner Fans and NRA members. Known across the nation as the worst fans in the Big 12, only a Sooner fan could love a Sooner fan, and they're probably related. Being a Sooner fan isn't without its advantages however, it grants you the ability to date your hot cousin and/or step sibling, and you start to become so fat, that your gravity attracts all the corndogs within a 4 foot radius.

The University of Oklahoma itself is average, many successful Wal Mart Managers and male nurses come out of OU.
1.)Man 1: "BOOMER"
12-toed inbred abomination: "Get over here Billy-Jean, my dick is stuck in the toaster again-- SOONER!"

2.) Guy 1: ".... I did your sister AND your mom last night!! Burn!"
Sooner Fan: "Me too."
by TheC00l3st December 20, 2010
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sooner

A term used to describe a person who has persistent problems with premature ejaculation.
Poor Heather! Damon was a Sooner all the way.
by Elvis with a Bra on His Head September 6, 2005
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soonago

A short time ago; recently.
I went to the store soonago.
by UB313 December 26, 2006
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talk soon

Her: "I've got to go, see you later"
You, a total unit: "Talk soon"
by discountjesus October 14, 2020
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Mumford and Sons

When you pass out and take a dump in your pants (or shorts) and you wake up and you have a moderate to large sized turd accompanied by multiple smaller pebble to dingleberry sized crewmembers. Much like the band and music that share the same name.
3 days of Yeager and Oxycodone led me to my own personal concert with Mumford and Sons headlining in my pants.
by SteelofCrom September 10, 2014
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sons of stalin

SOS, Sons Of Stalin. The clan, the communisty!
<mofo> save our ship?
<@pkillerSOS> noob..
<+afan> sons of stalin
by PKillerSOS November 25, 2006
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