sniper

for professional school students (med school, law school, etc.)

like a gunner, but instead of letting everyone know he/she is a gunner, this person silently works hard, but appears very chill; in the end he/she kicks everyone's ass when the exam grades come out.

med student: dude man, he is a gunner.
med student2: no man, he's a sniper; never see him study and super chill, but just keep getting As

by mcgmd September 3, 2010

Sniper

Noun, verb
Someone who is unnaturally adept at propelling small objects at smaller targets with great skill and accuracy, most often in sports, I.e. Soccer, hockey, lacrosse, and football, or with an actual sniper rifle. More general uses are those who can fling small pieces of debris at trashcans, teachers, peoples' heads, eyes, exposed cleavage, and balls with great accuracy and velocity, thus causing general mayhem and annoyance.

Common projectiles include: trash, balls, gum bands, pencils, pens, soccer balls, footballs, hockey pucks/balls, sticks, food(carrots), cards, cd's, bottle caps, etc. You get the point.

Common targets: head, face, eyes, junk, cleavage, goals, trashcans, teachers, etc. Anything that shows you have done skill.

Dude, did you see that shot?! He's a freakin' sniper!

Whoa, did you really get that in the trash from here? You're a sniper.

I totally just sniped him in the junk from here with that ball.

by Gaidin014 March 10, 2009

lead singer of LINKIN PARK

Chester Bennington, nicknamed Chaz, Chazzy B etc. Has an amazing voice in which you can hear 3 notes at once and is the sexiest guy in rock!

OMG have you seen this pic of Chester!! He's so unbelievably HOT!

by The Exorcist March 19, 2005

chat sniper

To send a chat request to someone over an instant messanger like MSN or Yahoo the instant they log in with some random hello or strange quote.

Mech clicks login
0.5 seconds later
Neon: Hi, did you know kittens are furry?
Mech: HOLY HELL, stop being such a chat sniper fool. At least let the email warning come through first!!!!

by Prophet Mech April 25, 2006

Jill Singer

Australian "commentator" from the loony left whose articles can be found in the Herald Sun, among other newspapers and forums. Her articles generally consist of an initial contention, and then half a page of waffle which somehow blames the Liberal/National Coalition or the US for the problem. Articles often go well beyond the proverbial 'six degrees of separation' before eventually making a vague link.

Jill Singer: There was a tsunami in the Indian Ocean, causing millions of dollars of damage to Thailand, Indonesia, Sri Lanka, etc, and killing thousands. Blah blah blah blah blah. And that's why the tsunami is specifically the fault of George W. Bush.

by Aspirex November 20, 2005

dee snider's strangeland

This movie was written and produced by the decent Dee Snider of Twisted Sister fame. This movie really sucks, but each time you see it on, you want to see it. Captain Howdy and Charleston Hendricks are the lame names he came up with. But what can I say, it's a funny movie.

Hey, have you seen Dee Snider's Strangeland on Showtime? It really is an enjoyable flick, although out right dumb at the same time. I'm out like a hurricane, so latas.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

eBay sniper

Annoying no-lifes who monitor eBay auctions all day before placing a bid at the very last second to prevent anyone else from getting the item, causing frustration and despair to failed bidders.

"YES, 5 seconds to go and that laptop is mine! All for £50!"
"What the shit? Bitch! Some bastard eBay sniper sniped me at the last second!"

by TheRealThing December 1, 2013