Smeg Stains

that little bit of jizz that just kreeps down the side of ur trousers and crustifies

ben laden what the fuck is that smelly bit of smeg doing on your fuckin mums turbon

by Ben Gaz joe December 15, 2003

Smeg

Smeg comes from the word, "Smegma" which is a thick, cheeselike, sebaceous secretion that collects beneath the foreskin or around the clitoris. It's the same as, "Dick-Cheese".

It is used by guys as a slam against other guys.

You are a smeg-head!

by ChessShadow July 8, 2010

sieg heil

victory salvation

find a nazi

by waffle November 19, 2003

smeg

cock cheese

fuck me, is there mozarella on my bell or am I having a smeg episode

by Death Monk May 8, 2003

smeegism

a religion of getting pwned

Wow check out this noob i pwned..he totally practises smeegism

by nubtastic February 18, 2008

Shiegan

a poser, a wanna be, the school slut, just something so comletley wrong you don't think it's in front of your eyes.

She ain't nothin but a shiegan

by Tosha && Kourtney July 18, 2006

Smegdown

Similar to a smackdown in effect, but exponentially more effective and demeaning to the recipient.

Dude did you just see what just happened to that guy?

Yeah, what a brutal smegdown!

by warrior504th January 11, 2010