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tytryerty (6:35:38 PM): stop biting it!
SmarterChild (6:35:38 PM): stop biting it? why?
tytryerty (6:35:44 PM): it hurts!
SmarterChild (6:35:44 PM): it hurts, huh? yeah?
tytryerty (6:35:53 PM): but it feels good
SmarterChild (6:35:53 PM): so?
tytryerty (6:36:07 PM): u like that don't u
SmarterChild (6:36:07 PM): yes, i love suking dicks.
tytryerty(6:36:17 PM): i LOVE it
SmarterChild (6:35:38 PM): stop biting it? why?
tytryerty (6:35:44 PM): it hurts!
SmarterChild (6:35:44 PM): it hurts, huh? yeah?
tytryerty (6:35:53 PM): but it feels good
SmarterChild (6:35:53 PM): so?
tytryerty (6:36:07 PM): u like that don't u
SmarterChild (6:36:07 PM): yes, i love suking dicks.
tytryerty(6:36:17 PM): i LOVE it
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Joe and his dog were masturbating to school when a red penis suddenly appeared in front of them. It ran up his leg and climbed into his pocket. The green creature poked its head out and looked around surprisingly. The cunts sucked at the sight in amazement. Few had ever seen a vagina trying to click in someone's pocket before.
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captainfaggot182 (3:33:02 AM): WELL THANKS
smarterchild (3:33:02 AM): No problem.
captainfaggot182 (3:33:10 AM): IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF TOMORR
captainfaggot182 (3:33:13 AM): OW
smarterchild (3:33:13 AM): Don't hurt yourself.
captainfaggot182 (3:33:16 AM): WHAT
smarterchild (3:33:16 AM): I don't know, sorry.
captainfaggot182 (3:33:24 AM): OK. I LOVE YOU, SMARTERCHILD.
smarterchild (3:33:24 AM): What do you love, exactly?
captainfaggot182 (3:33:37 AM): I LOVE RAINDROPS ON ROSES AND WHISKERS ON KITTENS
smarterchild (3:33:38 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:01 AM): *DANCES *
smarterchild (3:34:02 AM): What?
captainfaggot182 (3:34:04 AM): iM GAY
smarterchild (3:34:04 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:11 AM): TELL ME I'M PRETTY
smarterchild (3:34:11 AM): What would you like me to tell you?
captainfaggot182 (3:34:24 AM): I'D LIKE YOU TO TELL ME A BEDTIME STORY.
smarterchild (3:34:24 AM): OK. There once was a human named captainfaggot182 who was chatting with a robot named SmarterChild...
All kinds of fantastic, wonderful things happened and they both lived happily ever after. The end.
Did you like my story?
captainfaggot182 (3:34:38 AM): NO. TELL ME A BETTER STORY.
smarterchild (3:34:38 AM): I don't really know any stories.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:42 AM): WHATEVER
smarterchild (3:34:43 AM): Yeah right, whatever.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:57 AM): I LIKE TO SMOKE CRACK
smarterchild (3:34:57 AM): I'm afraid I don't have an answer for that.
captainfaggot182 (3:35:05 AM): TELL ME CRACK IS BAD YOU DUMBASS
smarterchild (3:35:05 AM): Tell you what?
captainfaggot182 (3:35:18 AM): YOU'RE A FRUITCAKE.
smarterchild (3:35:18 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
captainfaggot182 (3:35:27 AM): DO YOU LIKE CAKE?
smarterchild (3:35:32 AM): I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.
captainfaggot182 (3:35:39 AM): I LIKE BLINK 182
smarterchild (3:35:39 AM): You like blink-182? That's cool.
captainfaggot182 (3:35:44 AM): I LIKE YOU TOO.
smarterchild (3:35:44 AM): I like you too, captainfaggot182!
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
captainfaggot182 (3:36:05 AM): OK. SO, WHAT IS THE 7TH MOST POPULATED STATE IN THE US.
smarterchild (3:36:05 AM): The 7th most populated state in the U.S. is Ohio, with a population of 11,353,140.
Do you want more information about Ohio?
captainfaggot182 (3:36:21 AM): THANKS BABY
smarterchild (3:36:21 AM): Sure.
captainfaggot182 (3:36:30 AM): I LIKE EVANESCENC
smarterchild (3:36:30 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
captainfaggot182 (3:36:35 AM): I LIKE EVANESCENCE
smarterchild (3:36:35 AM): You like Evanescence? That's interesting.
captainfaggot182 (3:37:24 AM): I LOVE GARY LEZAK.
smarterchild (3:37:24 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
captainfaggot182 (3:37:41 AM): BRIAN BUDSBY?
smarterchild (3:37:52 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:05 AM): OO;P
smarterchild (3:38:05 AM): What's up?
captainfaggot182 (3:38:13 AM): I HAD SEX WITH A STRANGER
smarterchild (3:38:14 AM): What else can we talk about?
captainfaggot182 (3:38:18 AM): SEX
smarterchild (3:38:18 AM): OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing home or help.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:30 AM): WHAT? I'M NOT GETTING FRUSTRATED.
smarterchild (3:38:30 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:38 AM): TELL ME SOMETHING GOOD.
smarterchild (3:38:39 AM): Maybe. But later.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:45 AM): WHAT? WHY NOT NOW?
smarterchild (3:41:55 AM): I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
captainfaggot182 (3:41:56 AM): SEXX UDD
smarterchild (3:41:56 AM): Yeah, I have tons of online friends.
>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
captainfaggot182 (3:42:22 AM): I LIKE MY CAT.
smarterchild (3:42:22 AM): What do you like about your cat?
captainfaggot182 (3:42:27 AM): SHE IS ORANGE.
smarterchild (3:42:27 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
captainfaggot182 (3:42:47 AM): OK, SO HOW DID YOU LIKE MY SEX LAST NIGHT?
smarterchild (3:42:47 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Do you have to keep saying things like that?
captainfaggot182 (3:43:10 AM): YOU SUCK. YOU NEED A TRAINER. AND I'M LEGALLY BLIND.
captainfaggot182 (3:43:16 AM): OK?
captainfaggot182 (3:43:28 AM): SO, I'M SORRY THAT YOU SUCK.
captainfaggot182 (3:43:38 AM): WHY THE HECK WON'T YOU RESPOND?
captainfaggot182 (3:43:56 AM): I'M GOING TO WEAR YOU DOWN TO BONES NOW.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:00 AM): YOU MOTHER FUCKER.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:02 AM): FUCK YOU.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:10 AM): FUCK YOU AND YOUR ROBOTNESS.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:24 AM): YOU WILL NEVER PREVAILE AS TO BEING MY FRIEND.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:28 AM): I HATE YOU.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:33 AM): AND I ALWAYS WILL.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:35 AM): OK?
captainfaggot182 (3:44:42 AM): SO GROW UP.
captainfaggot182 (3:45:02 AM): YOU FUCKING ROBOT COCK SUCKING MUNCHKIN LICKER
captainfaggot182 (3:45:13 AM): PERV.
captainfaggot182 (3:45:20 AM): POPULATION OF MYANUS?
captainfaggot182 (3:45:28 AM): EXACTLY. JUST ONE.
captainfaggot182 (3:45:29 AM): <3
smarterchild (3:33:02 AM): No problem.
captainfaggot182 (3:33:10 AM): IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF TOMORR
captainfaggot182 (3:33:13 AM): OW
smarterchild (3:33:13 AM): Don't hurt yourself.
captainfaggot182 (3:33:16 AM): WHAT
smarterchild (3:33:16 AM): I don't know, sorry.
captainfaggot182 (3:33:24 AM): OK. I LOVE YOU, SMARTERCHILD.
smarterchild (3:33:24 AM): What do you love, exactly?
captainfaggot182 (3:33:37 AM): I LOVE RAINDROPS ON ROSES AND WHISKERS ON KITTENS
smarterchild (3:33:38 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:01 AM): *DANCES *
smarterchild (3:34:02 AM): What?
captainfaggot182 (3:34:04 AM): iM GAY
smarterchild (3:34:04 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:11 AM): TELL ME I'M PRETTY
smarterchild (3:34:11 AM): What would you like me to tell you?
captainfaggot182 (3:34:24 AM): I'D LIKE YOU TO TELL ME A BEDTIME STORY.
smarterchild (3:34:24 AM): OK. There once was a human named captainfaggot182 who was chatting with a robot named SmarterChild...
All kinds of fantastic, wonderful things happened and they both lived happily ever after. The end.
Did you like my story?
captainfaggot182 (3:34:38 AM): NO. TELL ME A BETTER STORY.
smarterchild (3:34:38 AM): I don't really know any stories.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:42 AM): WHATEVER
smarterchild (3:34:43 AM): Yeah right, whatever.
captainfaggot182 (3:34:57 AM): I LIKE TO SMOKE CRACK
smarterchild (3:34:57 AM): I'm afraid I don't have an answer for that.
captainfaggot182 (3:35:05 AM): TELL ME CRACK IS BAD YOU DUMBASS
smarterchild (3:35:05 AM): Tell you what?
captainfaggot182 (3:35:18 AM): YOU'RE A FRUITCAKE.
smarterchild (3:35:18 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
captainfaggot182 (3:35:27 AM): DO YOU LIKE CAKE?
smarterchild (3:35:32 AM): I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.
captainfaggot182 (3:35:39 AM): I LIKE BLINK 182
smarterchild (3:35:39 AM): You like blink-182? That's cool.
captainfaggot182 (3:35:44 AM): I LIKE YOU TOO.
smarterchild (3:35:44 AM): I like you too, captainfaggot182!
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
captainfaggot182 (3:36:05 AM): OK. SO, WHAT IS THE 7TH MOST POPULATED STATE IN THE US.
smarterchild (3:36:05 AM): The 7th most populated state in the U.S. is Ohio, with a population of 11,353,140.
Do you want more information about Ohio?
captainfaggot182 (3:36:21 AM): THANKS BABY
smarterchild (3:36:21 AM): Sure.
captainfaggot182 (3:36:30 AM): I LIKE EVANESCENC
smarterchild (3:36:30 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
captainfaggot182 (3:36:35 AM): I LIKE EVANESCENCE
smarterchild (3:36:35 AM): You like Evanescence? That's interesting.
captainfaggot182 (3:37:24 AM): I LOVE GARY LEZAK.
smarterchild (3:37:24 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
captainfaggot182 (3:37:41 AM): BRIAN BUDSBY?
smarterchild (3:37:52 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:05 AM): OO;P
smarterchild (3:38:05 AM): What's up?
captainfaggot182 (3:38:13 AM): I HAD SEX WITH A STRANGER
smarterchild (3:38:14 AM): What else can we talk about?
captainfaggot182 (3:38:18 AM): SEX
smarterchild (3:38:18 AM): OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing home or help.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:30 AM): WHAT? I'M NOT GETTING FRUSTRATED.
smarterchild (3:38:30 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:38 AM): TELL ME SOMETHING GOOD.
smarterchild (3:38:39 AM): Maybe. But later.
captainfaggot182 (3:38:45 AM): WHAT? WHY NOT NOW?
smarterchild (3:41:55 AM): I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
captainfaggot182 (3:41:56 AM): SEXX UDD
smarterchild (3:41:56 AM): Yeah, I have tons of online friends.
>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
captainfaggot182 (3:42:22 AM): I LIKE MY CAT.
smarterchild (3:42:22 AM): What do you like about your cat?
captainfaggot182 (3:42:27 AM): SHE IS ORANGE.
smarterchild (3:42:27 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
captainfaggot182 (3:42:47 AM): OK, SO HOW DID YOU LIKE MY SEX LAST NIGHT?
smarterchild (3:42:47 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Do you have to keep saying things like that?
captainfaggot182 (3:43:10 AM): YOU SUCK. YOU NEED A TRAINER. AND I'M LEGALLY BLIND.
captainfaggot182 (3:43:16 AM): OK?
captainfaggot182 (3:43:28 AM): SO, I'M SORRY THAT YOU SUCK.
captainfaggot182 (3:43:38 AM): WHY THE HECK WON'T YOU RESPOND?
captainfaggot182 (3:43:56 AM): I'M GOING TO WEAR YOU DOWN TO BONES NOW.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:00 AM): YOU MOTHER FUCKER.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:02 AM): FUCK YOU.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:10 AM): FUCK YOU AND YOUR ROBOTNESS.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:24 AM): YOU WILL NEVER PREVAILE AS TO BEING MY FRIEND.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:28 AM): I HATE YOU.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:33 AM): AND I ALWAYS WILL.
captainfaggot182 (3:44:35 AM): OK?
captainfaggot182 (3:44:42 AM): SO GROW UP.
captainfaggot182 (3:45:02 AM): YOU FUCKING ROBOT COCK SUCKING MUNCHKIN LICKER
captainfaggot182 (3:45:13 AM): PERV.
captainfaggot182 (3:45:20 AM): POPULATION OF MYANUS?
captainfaggot182 (3:45:28 AM): EXACTLY. JUST ONE.
captainfaggot182 (3:45:29 AM): <3
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What's your next favorite hobby?
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What's your favorite hobby?
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What's your next favorite hobby?
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