Slammered

A cross between Slammed and Hammered. Being more drunk then drunk. A state of being destroyed. Another way of saying something is Fk'ed up.

Man we were chilling with these hotties and you messed it all up by getting slammered.

New Jersey got slammered when Superstorm Sandy rolled through.

You should have never went to that party man... you got slammered and puked all over you girl.

by Twisted T. December 31, 2012

Shanghi Slammer

When a lady uses a set of chopsticks to jerk you off while sucking your cock

If my wife gives my cock a shanghi slammer, it doesnt get her stroke hand dirty.

by chino_on_ice January 23, 2012

Fastball Slammer

When playing the game "Cup Hawk" you yell "Fastball Slammer" then throw the ball as hard as you can at the cup. Usually ends with drilling the guy standing behind the cup.

Aaron - "You know what, FASTBALL SLAMMER!"

Coleman - "Wow dude ok.. that hurt what the heck"

Aaron - "YOLO"

by CupChamp July 24, 2012

Icelandic slammer

Gay slang for a giant ice cold wet and soggy dick.

“Bro last night I got an Icelandic slammer from someone at the nightclub!”

by fireatlas91_ May 13, 2023

wet slammer

A sex act where a male tapes 3 wet hot dogs to his penis and slams it into a girl’s butthole

Hey Tim, Brooke was being a bitch so I gave her a wet slammer.

by Alex Smearman December 6, 2022

Trunk Slammer

One or more people that show up at your house to do a job and have a car full of tools and tools in the trunk and they don't do the job well and you have to pay someone else to do it

1. Those trunk slammers,( see above definition), really did a job alright after them I had to pay double to fix what they broke and then the real job. 2. I told you not to hire trunk slammers for this job you fired.

by Rhedder October 5, 2023

Slammer Pussy

When she’s had more cocks than your sister, you’ll know she’s got a gaper bud.

I thought she was tight but man was that a slammer pussy.

by Redneckgirl101 December 23, 2020