Summer anting

When someone goes on about some bullshit no one cares about.

Well, actually, xxx is xxx because xxx, isn't that interesting? See.. summer anting.

by mjx.aep October 19, 2023

taint skimmer

the preinstalled mesh lining in a man's bathing suit.

dude, the taint skimmer in these trunks really chafed my sack from being wet all day

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

dirty Siemers

When a person with Siemers as their last name shits in a german shepherd’s mouth then cums on a girls left asscheek while the girl is holding a german flag

Guy: Hi! Do you want to perform a dirty Siemers with me?
Girl: Yes, i would love that!
Dog: Woof!

by JJ Sie September 25, 2021

Sweaty dog summer

Refers to extremely hot summer weather. The temperature is purportedly high enough to make dogs, an animal which does not sweat, sweat.

Origin: Believed to have been first used by 21st century Midwestern farmers.

Anna: Could your sweat stains get any bigger? Seriously, did you go swimming? Maybe you were dared to drink 6 beers without using your hands?

Tommy: Sorry babe, there is nothing I can do. It's a sweaty dog summer and it's even hotter on the dance floor.

by definitelynottommy November 4, 2011

Mega Hoe Summer

Mega hoe summer: hooking up and getting attention from guys you may find attractive, no strings attached; only during the summer

Can’t wait for Mega Hoe Summer to start!!!

by wolfyisair June 28, 2019

hot guy summer

the 4 J’s starting on June 20th are gonna get redemption for June 18th (hot girl summer) and will be bagging as many hoes as possible.

i’ll just keep ignoring you then, i just gotta focus on Hot guy summer.

by Frr-accountant June 18, 2020

1999 Bizzare Summer

Some weird ass events happened in this time frame.
A Japanese child is the uncle of a man that's older than him

Somehow he can fix things without touching them

A serial killer was killed at 1999 bizzare summer

by Anedgelordwithahat December 19, 2020