laser shits

When you have eaten something dodgy or drank too much and your shits turn into liquid. When you go to relieve yourself, your sphincter only opens a tiny amount before the liquid shit starts to squirt out in a narrow beam - This is a 'laser shit'.

"Hey Dave, what's up with you mate?"
"aaah mate I ate some dodgy street food last night and im suffering from a severe case of laser shits today"

by ratty_ May 26, 2008

Volcanic Shits

The results of too much beer, White Castles, and vallium.

I drank too much beer and had too many Whitey's last night, and now I have the volcanic shits.

by shit admin October 8, 2008

chemistry shits

When you have to fart or shit but you're not sure if it is a solid, a liquid, or a gas. But you're too scared to experiment.

Guy A: Dude, I need to find a bathroom asap.

Guy B: Why, what's up?
Guy A: I've got the chemistry shits.
Guy B: Brutal!

by ak8807 November 11, 2014

vodka shits

When you drink a shit ton of vodka or alcohol and you just fucking go ham when shitting

Breh I got some mad vodka shits last night

by Cruzikins September 16, 2016

Shammy shits

Getting diarrhea immediately after drinking a shamrock shake.

Hey boss can't come into work today I have the shammy shits, the mintyness burns my anus.

by Mr.GordonPlow February 18, 2021

Shiver Shits

A large movement of the bowels so intense that it causes the individual to shake with euphoria.

"Dude I had the best shiver shits last tonight. It felt like Tinkerbell stuck her wand up my ass."

by stlnastyfuzz November 23, 2009

volcano shits

A bout of diarrhea that burns so bad that the hair on you asshole gets singed. When your asshole becomes a blowtorch.

I had a deadly bout of volcano shits last night.

by Gollum May 28, 2006