mayonnaise shuffle

when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass

The bastard keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherfucker.

by Dr. V.D. October 01, 2008

The Westside Shuffle

What is the west side shuffle you may ask?

Westside shuffle: the act of reckless driving on the westside of Youngstown, Ohio. Typically on the one way, 2 lane roads oakwood (eastbound) and Connecticut ave (westbound) acts of reckless driving or “shufflin” is included (but not limited to) speeding, disobeying stop lights/signals, inoperable merging signals and from time to time a “close call fender bender” or even traveling the incorrect way on the one way routes. typically hood rats and uninsured motorists partake in the “westside shuffle”

“Yo fuck that light homie hit the westside shuffle”

by Switchbladeg3 September 26, 2019

Alvin Shuffle

When a tall man inserts his penis into his own anal captivity whilst dancing to drake.

I peeked into John's window and saw him doing the Alvin shuffle

by ya boy the average kid June 02, 2022

Microwave shuffle

A condition which occurs usually at work where everyone is trying to use one or two microwaves to heat up their lunch at the same time. Made worse when the microwave and fridge are crammed into some small room.

I try to eat my lunch early to avoid the microwave shuffle.

by Kiloh Jonson December 12, 2009

taxicab shuffle

When you are in a manual transmission vehicle, and you shift from 2nd gear to 4th or 5th, or 1st to 3rd. Typically works best if you are going down a hill.

We were running a yellow light and Dad stalled out the Escort doing the taxicab shuffle.

by ecdthefirst May 16, 2006

iPhone Shuffle

The act of someone walking at a snails pace in front of you in a busy street or venue, while checking their iPhone, updating their status, tweeting etc.

"The guy in front of me was moving so effing slow and he wasn't even watching in front of him. Too busy checking his texts.
He was set to iPhone shuffle."

by Adsinjapan September 01, 2013

Tevin Shuffle

The act of shuffling a deck of cards and always having the top card remain the same.

The Ace of spades again did you just do a Tevin Shuffle?

by Vape69Lord February 08, 2022