Shit House Shuffle

The movement you do to the bathroom closet to get toliet paper when someone does not refill the toilet paper roll. Usually occurs when wearing pants with shoes that have laces.

"Thanks a lot, you didn't leave any toliet paper after you took your shit and I had to do the Shit House Shuffle to get toliet paper so I could wipe my ass!"

by Richard Bob Neil September 1, 2009

Famous giant puple stuffed worm in flapjaw space

When there was a glitch in Arsenal Gear this is all Colonel Campbell could think about.... other than scissors..... and his past life as a burrowing worm..... and VR mission 59 to infiltrate Galuade and save Meryl....

"I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hairi Kairi Rock! I need scissors!! 61!!" Colonel Campbell

by Austin B. January 31, 2005

jersey shuffle

Crossing more than 3 lanes of traffic in a vehicle without pausing or using a turnsignal, usually to get to an exit.

That b***h sideswiped me tryin' pull a jersey shuffle.

by bdguyjersey April 2, 2006

truffle shuffle

to hold and shake your stomach, from the movie "goonies"

did you see Cedric the Entertainer do the truffle shuffle after the show?

by spltbird November 25, 2002

stuffing

A fetish involving people being fed so much to get a bloated stomach.

My girlfriend was stuffing herself earlier, it was so hot!

I wish there was more stuffing art of Stocking.

by lordbelial May 10, 2014

kansas city shuffle

Can be used in relation to anything involving distraction and misdirection by which you get everyone to look one way, while whatever you're doing involves going the other way.

When everyone else moves right, you move left. That is what a Kansas City Shuffle is.

by Maness May 14, 2006

ickey shuffle

When you finish taking a dump in an empty public restroom then realize there is no toilet paper and no one to help you, you are forced to stand up and shuffle over to the next stall with your pants down by your ankles. The cold crap swishing between you buns is nothing if not "ickey" - you're doing the Ickey Shuffle.

Man, I took the dump of my life a work but realized too late there was no toilet paper. I had to do the Ickey Shuffle over to the next stall to get some paper.

by Walter Pemacin May 12, 2008