Shannon

Guys wanna date her, girls wanna be her. She's the perfect girl in EVERYONE'S eyes

"Look. That girl over there? She's DEFINITELY a Shannon! Like for sure!"

by thatsexybitcheverybodywants June 19, 2016

Shannon

A nerdy and overweight girl with a speech impediment. She is a habitual hoarder who has a problem of leaving large "surprises" in the toilet which you can smell from down the hall. She is the best roommate ever... not.

Who is that fat girl over there? She smells funny... Must be a Shannon.

by Tunit67 September 26, 2010

Shannonscene

A scenester who loves to listen to happyhardcore, play ddr, and is know as a myspace whore. They claim to not be goth, but this is false. Shannonscene have been spotted on countless occasions being goth, especially in school photos. They normally have awesome brothers, just don't appreciate them.

Oh my god, that girl was such a shannonscene, with her hair covering one eye and such.

by matt griff August 22, 2006

Shannon syndrome

When a chavvy person spends to much time sticking their butt out when they don't have one that the spine is bent in the shape of an s

Everyone knows Shannon has an s shaped back probably because she has Shannon syndrome

by Will's little wiggler February 11, 2017

Got a bit of a Shannon Noll Going on There

Inspired by Shannon Noll's obvious underarm sweat problem at the MTV AVMAs when recieving an award. This saying 'Got a bit of a Shannon Noll going on there' describes those moments in life when you are suffering from serious sweat issues and need to describe it without going I HAVE BO AND I HAVE A POOL OF SWEAT!!

"Ewww I'm all hot and sweaty, I've got a bit of a Shannon Noll going on there"

by ferrisbuellerismyhero March 5, 2005

Shannon

An amazing girl who LOVES Twilight star Robert Pattinson, the colour green, the singer Adele, and the primary school subject Spelling. Not forgetting the adorable endangered African animal, the cheetah. Shannon has an IQ of Albert Einstien (VEERY SMART) and is a ridiculously good friend. Stick by her and she will make you life full. She is your sun on rainy days. Who comes and shines on you bright always having a compliment.

A Shannon is generally a brunette with dark eyes. She has a maturity of an adult. But with her young friends she can go crazy! A Shannon is a person who will stick with you and won't let you go.

1: Wow, your so lucky to have a Shannon.
2: Yeah. She's such a Shannon.

by Mrs Malik93 September 28, 2012

Shannon

A mean ignorant street whore

Shannon is a whore.

by Patrick Ryan Clark December 14, 2010