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shmacked

annoying ass vegas guys and girls that think they’re hard by getting blacked out & just hookup each other like a huge triangle when in reality everyone thinks that they’re lame.
“shmacked or ltt party tonight?”
“def ltt.”
by LTT June 18, 2019
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shmuck

The Part of Your Cock cut off during curcumscion
Guy-Look wat i got
Guy2-What the fuck is it
Guy-Its a shmuck (Puts in Guys2 mouth)
Guy2-Dude thats fuckin gross thats someones cock
Guy-I know its mine
by CaRiLlO September 21, 2005
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shmuck

shmuck is the foreskin after circumsition
1)i suffocated my friend with a dirty shmuck.
2)i wish i had a magic shmuck.
3)look i found a cheesy shmuck under my pillow.
4)jews eat their shmuck on their 13th birthday (shmuckday).
5)i pickled my shmuck to feed it to my pet girraffe.
6)bangers and shmuck.
by rasheedi. December 28, 2005
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shmack

What you say to someone when you want to slap them across their face
"Leo shut the fuck up or I will shmack you across your face
by DerralJ909111 December 22, 2008
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Shmickle

Girl: Is your dick big?
Man: I got that shmickle bitch of course.
Girl: Ooooh 😋
by Big Gucci Micah January 21, 2016
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shamockery

Any almost any activity or event that takes place in Florida.
Hey, did you see the Dj at the House of Blues in orlando? He was a shamockery to the profession, he used a pre-recorded set.

Did you hear about billy's dad, the guy in transport? Transport, Ha, thats complete shamockery, transport in hand made goods from Columbia, right.

The election of George Bush by the Florida Supreme Court was shamockery.
by TDK July 11, 2006
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shmick my goo

variety of meanings:
1.the wish to engage in sexual intercourse with an individual.
2.the desire to beat an individual senseless.
3. a substitute for blasphemy.
1."man, id love to schmick her goo right about now!"
2."if that guy doesnt stop making discriminative comments about me and my fellow Amish brothers...im gunna schmick his goo with a large plank of wood!"
3."well schmick my goo! thats a surprise!"
by camdaddy November 16, 2004
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