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Shanghai Surprise

a transvestite or hermaphrodite that you didnt know was not either of the 2
Guy 1- Do you know that girls a dude?!

Guy 2- SHANGHAI SURPRISE!
by woopwoop88 August 10, 2009
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Shanghailarious

When something is hilarious and is related to Asia.
"That Jackie Chan movie was Shanghailarious."
by Skippo June 10, 2004
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Schlang

v. To throw or fling something without care or order.

v. To freely dangle (esp. in reference to male genitalia unencumbered by underwear)
1) What should I do with the pillow you asked me to move?

I don't care, just schlang it over there.

2) Guess what I'm doing right now.

What?

Letting it hang loose.

You're letting it schlang? Gross.
by Mythrandir August 2, 2011
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fo shangle muh nigga ho

an affirmative statement used in direction to a close friend or significant other.
Lafonda: Youz gonna go to da store?
Antoine: Fo shangle muh nigga ho!
Lafonda: Aight, word.
by Jairo Tolentino April 21, 2008
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shangbang

An orgy involving Asian prostitutes exclusively.
I'm telling you, the Japanese really know how to party.
They pulled a Shangbang for the 72nd anniversary of their occupation of North China with more than 500 local Chinese hoes in a Zuhai Hotel, September 16 through 18, 2003.

Kato-San, did you tried all the hoes at the shangbang, or just concentrated exclusively on the fat one? You really liked to jello-pudding that big ho, didn't you?

When I die, I want go to "a shangbang"...
by Dan The Rod Leroux September 8, 2006
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shanghai

The honourable, graceful city which is soon going to outpace New York. Its quality of education , especially in junior and senior high schools, is unparalleled. And behold, this will pay off later on.
Guy A: Some people believe that China in 21st century will be analogous to the Germany of the late 19th century.
Guy B: Yeah, and Shanghai is the new Prussia.
by onthetopo January 10, 2005
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Shanghai American School

A nice, prestigious private school for westerners in Shanghai, China. It's a good school, surprisingly. The school is enormous, as it teaches pre-school to 12th grade. The work is hard, but the teachers are nice.

The girls are somewhat whoreish, and the guys are douchebags, as always. Most of the kids there are super rich because their dad's job planted them in China.

Shanghai American School has random fun days, such as Black Plague Day, Pompeii Day, etc. It's a good place to be.
Expat: Do you go to SMIC?

Kid: No, I go to Shanghai American School!

Expat: Oh that's a good school! :)
by cjrox03 October 1, 2011
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