Shitting Twinkies

How you feel when you are or were really scared of something, someone or an event.

Man....when those two Pit Bulls chased me, I was shitting twinkies! I thought for sure I was going to get a mauled!

by Bigdog1973 August 14, 2011

shitting your pants

Believe it or not, shitting your pants is exactly what it sounds like. It's when you shit in your pants. See also suprise shit

"Hey don, how was math class?"
"Mr. Hendricks wouldn't let me use the bathroom so I ended up shitting your pants*."
"... I can get your notes for the rest of the week."
*i wanted to put down shitting my pants, but the UD wouldn't let me

by Bet you didn't see that cummin August 28, 2017

Paradigm Shifting Epiphany of Botanical Knowledge

To smoke weed

I just had a paradigm shifting epiphany of botanical knowledge and now I have the munchies.

by Botanist420 July 31, 2010

stick shifting

The attempt to bring one's self to the point of ejaculation while driving at a high rate of speed.

Johnny was stick shifting at about 81 mph when he finally stomped the clutch.

by Richard Wriggles June 10, 2013

shitting niggers

A term of distress, usually said for shock value when you're mad.

My mom was shitting niggers when she found the pot stash in my bedroom.

by sanesandwich September 8, 2007

shitting in my cornbread

Questioning someone's seriousness

Are you shitting in my cornbread?

by josh wilson December 6, 2006

shitting the couch

When someone does something to ruin or lessen the fun of a night out.

"Man, Adam is really shitting the couch because he brought his girlfriend along tonight."

by GucciManeDaFlip February 15, 2010