HBONow and Settle Down

In the same vein as Netflix and Chill and Hulu and Commitment, HBONow and Settle Down is for people ready to get married. As HBONow contains more mature content and sophisticated dramas, it is the premiere streaming / on-demand service for those who have fully reached adulthood. Furthermore, it is for those who have reached the economic vitality needed to secure a lifelong commitment from another person, as it is the most expensive of the popular streaming / on-demand services.

Person A: We started off Netflix and Chilling years ago. Now she wants to HBONow and Settle Down.
Person B: Get a prenup, bro.

by jasonwilliams55 January 10, 2016

Sghetti

A sghetti is an italian who eats all of your food and breaks all of your stuff. The word itself comes from the word spaghetti which is their food of choice.

Sghetti if you don't quit eating all of my food I am going to deport your ass back to Italy!

Ryan is such a sghetti, he has broken my computer, my xbox controllers, my head phones and on top of all that he ate all of my mom's klondike bars...bastard.

by Eric Pete June 6, 2007

setting yourself up

Creating a "that's what she said" joke for yourself on purpose.

John:This is so hard, that's what she said.
Brian:Dude, you're setting yourself up.

by Slammy Johnsen December 6, 2007

Shattable

Someone who looks good enough to be shat upon.

Trevor looks very shattable with his goodwill shirt and toboggan that he gave off the appearance as if he wanted to be shat on.

by Nebachanezor November 7, 2009

settle your squid

A term meaning calm the heck down. Comes from the strange yet awesome actions of a one in a million teacher.

On line, term is known as SyS

the squid is the attack of un-humanly restraint that the receiver of the comment is currently acting upon.

Settle your squid, man.

by shadowgirl..... and friend August 15, 2010

Settle for Ticks

This is phrase that can be roughly translated to "it could be worse." It is derived from the idea that there are far worse things in this world than ticks (the pesky, tiny arachnid). One who sees the silver lining in a situation would "settle for ticks," in favor of a more terrible outcome.

-"Damnit! I can't believe we don't have floor seats."

-"Hey man, I'd settle for ticks, we could be up on the balcony, and then we wouldn't even be able to see the band."

by Bentat December 15, 2010

Gordon Setter

The silliest dog breed, they are fun loving, goofy, and very smart. Known as show dogs they were bred to find the bird on a hunt but not to retrieve it. They are black with brown markings on their paws, face and tail, and have a normal "setter" hair cut :)

Chloe is a very pretty Gordon Setter.

by Princess Chloe January 26, 2011