shamwowed

Whenever a man jacks off and splooshes, and then he's afraid that his pants will be all wet, but for some odd reason his boxers obsorbed all the liquid and it wasnt as wet as he thought it would be. Mostly relieving.

Oh shit, I'm gonna have to change pants.... o wait.... I shamwowed!!! Thank GOD!!!!!! =D

by knowitall101 June 7, 2009

SHAMPOO

intention to swear at a man

im going to shampoo any minute now r-jizzy barking

by loojaro August 17, 2006

Shampoo

Any instance where something is mistaken for shit.

Holy Christ, someone shit in the pool!

Calm down, It's probably just shampoo.

Yeah, look, it's half a snickers bar.

They were just shitting us.

by Zoggg September 16, 2007

pickle shampoo

another cool band

i wanna listen to pickle shampoo

by crazy mountain dew chic July 19, 2003

shampoodildo

sending pictures that were false. Usually a person who sends a picture around, making people believe its something else.

To send a shampoodildo picture pertending an object is really another being wide.

by Dr. knobal September 27, 2011

Shampooëren

Shampooëren is Dutch for washing your hair. You can wash anything, 'shampooëren' is more specific. When Dutch people use 'shampooëren' in a message, the receiver of the message immediately knows they're washing their hair.

English

Koen: Are you ready yet? We're gonna be late!
Rosanne: Just 30 more minutes, I still need to wash my hair (shampooëren).

Dutch

Koen: Ben je bijna klaar? Zo komen we nog te laat!
Rosanne: Nog een halfuurtje, moet m'n haar nog shampooëren.

by Helmop January 22, 2018

Shampoodead

Look how easy me mek a word breda a bean duh dis.

Shampoodead believed anything he saw on the internet.

by Beenie33 November 2, 2018