Shampoovalanche

When all of the assorted shampoo and body-wash bottles fall off of the shelf onto your feet after being bumped when taking a shower.

1- "Man my toe hurts."
2- "What happened."
1- " I was taking a shower this morning and got hit by a shampoovalanche."
2- "Ah, I hate when that happens."

by captainwill July 9, 2010

spampoon

Spam emails containing messages about getting a larger wang, or on how to satisfy your lover in bed.

"Attract ladies like bees to honey with your brand new pecker" - Spampoon can also be called Poon Spam depending on what part of the world you are from.. or something..

by olstar May 16, 2008

Shampow

(v.)

A counterpunch against a malicious bite to any part of the body. Works best if bitting offender is a prostitute.

"Vincent thouroughly shampow'd a prostitute and earned a straight ticket to jail, where he will be shampow'd in an endeavor to escape the inmates' clutches."

by Sulfo April 5, 2009

shamfoof

when you wash your hair and your butthole gets some of the shampoo in it and later when you fart it smells like shampoo

i was soo nervous when i farted in front of my boyfriend but he just said he liked my perfume...what??i thought he was being sarcastic then i realized it must have been a shamfoof

by CK3388 September 12, 2005

Shamoozlet

A 'shamoozlet' is a unit used to measure an indefinate yet usually short amount of time. The word shamoozlet orginates from the word shamoozle which is heavily used by 'Ell Da Peach' and members of 'The Peach Posse'

"Back in a shamoozlet biotch"

"Oh shit.. theres the pigs.. back in a shamoozlet"

"Ell... will you shut the fuck up saying shamoozlet all the fucking time!?"

by The Big Dawg August 9, 2006

shampoodaphile

a man who enjoyes inserting his penis in shampoo bottles.
As shampoo bottles are very thin at the opening this usually means that the man has a tiny pecker.

Ronald- "man i had the best shower this morning, but i ran out of shampoo, what a bummer!"

Malcom- "oh, when i run out of shampoo, i just shove my dick in the bottle, isnt that what everyone does?"

Ronald- "dude thats bloody wierd, you must be a shampoodaphile and thus have a small nob, init."

by jamalshamali September 1, 2009

Shambooroo

Having an orgasm while upside down eating a banana muffin

After having intercouse with your mother i had a huge (shambooroo) in the kitched

by Masilo April 12, 2009