spampoon

Spam emails containing messages about getting a larger wang, or on how to satisfy your lover in bed.

"Attract ladies like bees to honey with your brand new pecker" - Spampoon can also be called Poon Spam depending on what part of the world you are from.. or something..

by olstar May 16, 2008

slampooned

When you get slammed (hammered, drunk, ect...), and also get some "poon". The phrase is growing in DMV area universities, and has even been heard in Carolina schools.

Jacob: Who's ready to get SLAMPOONED?
Todd: I'm already slammed, so we just need some poon

by Cct236 October 16, 2015

Shampooning

Verb - The dexterity required act of massaging a girl's hair while simultaneously exploring her mouth. Occurs most commonly in public spaces.

Yo look at Cliff over there Shampooning the shit out of that girl. Are we in a club or a Pantene-ProV commercial?

by EBITDeezNutz March 22, 2011

shampoon

The aerosol spray strippers use on their vaginas to cover the promiscuous latex aroma

That sh!t was rank until she put some shampoon on it

by Nadaface July 15, 2016

Shampoontang

having sex in the shower while lathering, rinsing and repeating over and over again.

I heard that there is some sweet shampoontang over in the girls locker room.

by Omeil and Dan April 6, 2006

spamporn

Spamporn is the unwanted and graphic pornography that showes up on your internet/computer after 20 of your son's friends drink beer at your house while you were on vacation in New Mexico.

My goddamn fucking computer is totally infuckingfected with this bitches who squirt, spamporn shit.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

spamoon

a cross between spam and a spoon

lets go eat our spam with spamoons

by spamman February 19, 2003