Shablancked

Meaning worse than screwed and/or fucked.

My cousin is shablancked because she likes two girls.

by Shipssiren May 29, 2018

shaalini

Shaalini is the type of girl that know how to have a good time. Full of energy, she laughs a lot. Like a lot. But don't let that happy-go-lucky attitude fool you - she's very smart and takes pride in her intelligence. But watch out, she can be moody. And it's not pretty.

Wow did you see what shaalini was up to last night?

by Kasang July 18, 2018

Shaolin 42 fake-out

The Shaolin 42 fake out (Commonly called the Nerve strike attack) is a pressure point tackling move that will paralyze the victim and send them to a 20 year knock-out blocking their chi. Its non lethal however once used on the victim they will permanently be able to wishtand it twice. In addidtion to that defect, the victim's endurance could potentionally become greater or significantly weaker.

The only known documentary of the Shaolin 42 fake-out ever being used was by Master Oogway preventing Tai Lung from getting the dragon scroll. After performing the moves necessary Tai Lung immediately dropped to the ground knocked out cold, seemingly dead. Tai Lung was then sent to Chorh-Gom prison who later learned the move and after escaping the prison used it on the Furious Five.

Disclaimer: Most of this information isn't canon and mostly a joke around my family.

In order to learn the Shaolin 42 fake-out you must become a Shaolin, 45th chamber of the 34d dynasty.

by Jai-M215 August 8, 2019

Shaolinmester

A half-chinese guy’s username on Instagram. The name was created in a toilet, no lie. When this boy was 17 years old before he changed school, he was in depression and he used to lock himself in the toilet at school. Once he heard two guys came to the toilet and they were talking behind his back, they didn’t know that he is also there. Both of the 2 guys used to show signs of friendship to him but it was just a lie. The conversation was something like this.

D: Hey Man, u know who I met yesterday?

M:who?

D: Shaolinmester’s mother. We talked a bit and she is nice btw. And the guy is actually not that bad.

M: I think he is a retard.

‘shaolinmester’ does not remember the rest of the conversation, but when the two guys walked out the toilet, shaolinmester shouted to them:

-THANKS FOR THIS AMAZING NAME!

Of course, this could not help him to get out from his depression, but the name seemed pretty cool.

Shaolinmester is an instagram name.

by Pufflefishxyz December 5, 2019

sharline

A julias best friend, gives brizz on the nizz to older like mad. Eyes need to be fixed since they look like train tracks on different paths. Looks like a man and is always twerking for year 11s to see. Always in Thamesview

Ayo did u see Sharline? She gave me briz yesterday

by dagenhamandbarkingbantz October 23, 2019

Shaolin Monfon

Also know as Monfon. Sometimes referred to as Shaolin. Not to be confused with Shaolin soccer.

The greatest of all time. Shaolin Monfon can manifest as a group or an individual. In any way or form, Shaolin Monfon is what gets you going.

May you have a Shaolin Monfon rest of the decade

by Monfizzy January 30, 2020

shamling

a type of shampoo used for itchy scalp

love me a good shamling when my head itchy

by rocko de paco May 16, 2021