Seamus

Sexy caring amazing guy and helps everyone he needs to

I am pretty much like Seamus

by Semon Demond September 10, 2018

Seamus

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im seamus
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by yes 69 911 February 4, 2020

porn seam

That part of the internet that you get to after a session of porn mining and you just keep getting great porn.

Usually you can get these when you find a page that shows a porn directory or you work out that you can replace part of the url with another number and get more pages of porn

OMG I just been browsing for 2 mins and I hit a porn seam!

by nigelporn March 4, 2009

seams

Shortening of 'seamed stockings', vintage or reproduction nylon or sometimes silk hosiery with a seam going up the back of the leg from under the toes to the stocking top, or welt. The stockings should be shaped to the leg (fully-fashioned) and are sewn up the back, hence the seam. Modern seams are often purely aesthetic and are not neccessary to the construction of the stocking.

Phwoar! Look at that wiggle! She looks good in that tight skirt with seams 'n' heels.

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006

seamen

(noun) A cute way of expressing semen!

"Deck the halls with creamy seamen,
falalalah, lala lalah!"

by Quakeulf January 15, 2006

seameat

fresh and sexy meat of the sea. ginger in variety, super positive and always down for karaoke.

dang guys i met this total seameat last night at the bar, he's a great singer and has stylish red hair!

by seameatfan February 6, 2013

seam

V. Male frontal wedgie where fabric of undergarments becomes wedged in the scrotal sack at the seam between the testies.

Dammit, Michael! If you make one more joke about camel toes I'm going to seam you! Trust me it hurts!

I'm going to seam you until you tear at the seam!

by MykeNMahti July 25, 2009