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scrote

Hippies who beg for change and cigarettes on the street. They hang out at the park, own pit bulls, play bongo drums and try to sell you fake weed or magic crystals. They have dreadlocks, baggy patch-work pants, dirty fingernails and big black hoodies.
Don't cut through Hippy Hill in Golden Gate Park or you will be bombarded with scrotes who just need a couple bucks to get back to Reno because their kid burned their house down.
by vernikins May 14, 2011
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scroteface magee

a scrotum that resembles a person (mostly a celeberity)'s face
Dude, Martin's balls are a scroteface magee, they look like Jennifer Aniston!
by MotoBuddy August 27, 2006
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scrotem muncher

some who eats scrotems during sex
james: i hear jeff got lucky lastnight!
bob: yeah, hes a scrotem muncher
james:.......
by kcYABBA November 10, 2008
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scrote wings

this is the male versiion of a camel toe. its when the mans testicles lie on either side of the middle of his jeans
oh kenny your scrote wings looked outstanding tonight in the cellar
by joabby carter May 17, 2007
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Scrote Check

1. Any place where whipped males check in their sex organs before being dragged into a romantic comedy, ie. "When Harry Met Sally", "You've Got Mail", "Hope Floats", "Made of Honor", etc. by their clingy girlfriends. 2. A coat check for testicles.
Dude: Stacy and I have tickets to an advance screening of the "Sex and the City" movie.

Friend: Wow. That's gonna hurt.

Dude: Not to worry. They have a scrote check at the theater so my balls won't go numb.
by JKooks May 11, 2008
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scrote rag

When you have a real sloppy shit, you get a peice of toilet tissue and cup it around your nuts preventing splashback.
Man, i just had the sloppiest shit... lucky i used a scrote rag
by Denis T August 14, 2008
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Scrote Pony

Is a style of hair worn by men or women whose hair is long enough to pull into a pony tail, but it is too short to actually form the "tail". Thus creating a ball of hair hanging delicately on the back of their head, vividly resembling a male scrotum.

Derives of the words scrotum and pony tail

Found commonly on tom boys, middle aged lesbians, and artsy males who wear stylish ascots.
Co-worker 1: Have you seen Gary's hair today?

Co-worker 2: Yeah. When he walks it bobbles too and fro. When he stands it just hangs there useless and annoying. Kinda like a ball sack.

Co-worker 3: Oh...he's probably going for the Scrote Pony Look

(See Orlando Bloom's Hair in the first Pirates of the Carribean)
by buffalomagic June 4, 2010
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