scrooping

The act of scrolling through your Facebook newsfeed whilst pooping. This is different from tooping as the perpetrator is not necessarily making direct contact with another person and is just filling the time instead.

"Why are you taking so long? I need to use the shower!"
"Sorry I was just scrooping. I'll be out in a second."

by woobleydoobley0_0 November 29, 2014

Scrooning

Vigorous spooning which evolves to coitus without either party disentangling.

“I thought Jeff and Kevin would get a room, but they had so many Lemon Drops that they wound up scrooning on Grammy’s old couch. The creaking was insidious. Who buys a pleather couch?”

by LMasters May 30, 2018

scrooble

To rub into the dirt; to kick someone's booty; to win by a large margin; to cream

Before the game, Kristen yelled to Gilmore, "Let's SCROOBLE them!!!"
Manny butted in, saying, "YEAH! Lets RUB THEIR FACES INTO THE DIRT!!!"
They turned toward the opponents and Carly screamed, "Look into the eyes of your scrooblers, buddy! YOU'RE GOING DOWN!"
Needless to say, the quartet scroobled the other team with a score of 24-0

by THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH GANG November 26, 2006

scroogies

Gloves or "wrist warmers" with exposed fingers as the characters from A Christmas Carol are shown wearing. Seen most often on knitting hipsters, starving artists, steampunks and the homeless.

Just bought me some scroogies off Etsy! now I can surf FB and urban dictionary and still have warm hands!

by ali mar November 4, 2009

Pooed the Scrooch

Freudian slip of Screwed the Pooch that one can never allow to be lived down.

Person1: I can't believe we pooed the scrooch on that one.
Person2: HAHAHA you mean Screwed the Pooch? HAHA omg I can't believe you said pooed the scrooch!!

by PCFG February 4, 2012

scroogle

sing noun, /skruu-gul/ something/one that outwardly possesses the quality of being cute while being evil at heart.

"That exorcist girl is very scroogle".

by Carmen+Rafiqi April 25, 2008

scroffy

n. or adj.
The name given to a person who is said to be suffering from scrofula; mainly affects Alex’s.
Also used to describe objects attached to people.

"Yoage dude, whats that scroffy doing on your back?"

"Hey scroffy, s'up ma nizzle?"

by The Tim January 3, 2005