Scramble gashed

1.The feeling of being extremely intoxicated.

2.A discription of the state of mind of a person who has over indulged in illicite substances

Jane: "what did you get up to last night? you look terrible."
Joe: "I got hold of some of the old wonkey donkey and got my self totally scramble gashed. It was epic!"

by Fwah! August 26, 2009

Scrambled family

The more realistic version of "Blended family" - not all smooth and homogeneous, but instead kind of lumpy.

We're not the Brady Bunch - we're more of a Scrambled family!

by tbergman July 13, 2011

Scrambled Eggs

When a male ejaculates in the shower it makes the semen form what looks to be scrambled eggs.

Male 1: Man, last night I made some scrambled eggs.

Male 2: That's pretty disgusting, man.

by Dick Cheese Machine July 25, 2018

scrombie

Scrombie, noun: A person only talking about scrum methodology and completely unaware of his or her surroundings and entirely absorbed in their agile environment, a mixture between scrum and zombie.

They are only talking about agile, value and velocity, acting like scrombies.

by Dein Nickname October 30, 2018

scrambled eggs

When you scoop out your partners eggs and you cum on them and mix it up to then eat it.

me and Martha made some scrambled eggs last night!

No way!

Yeah she let me scoop em right out!

by Marthas.big.juicy.eggs February 25, 2019

Scrambled

Cocky or arrogant. Over confident in ones one own abilities, status, or ego.

Joe, stop being scrambled. You are handsome but not that handsome.

by HappyKarmaKaze September 21, 2019

Scrambled egg

The act of a pregnant woman using a clothe hanger or a stick to abort a fetus, thus making the fetus a scrambled egg.

Dude did you hear about Stacy?
Yeah dude, she turned that dude into a scrambled egg

by Largemakesstuff October 14, 2019