running with scissors

A movie directed by Ryan Murphy, based on an autobiography written by Augusten Burrough. It tells the story of a young man growing up in a crazy family in the 70s.

I thought running with scissors was a great movie

by redcomrad February 15, 2007

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Scissor-shit

The scissor-shit is defined as the act of two individuals, both of which have the urge to release a bowel movement simultaneously use the same toilet by straddling one while he/she sits on the toilet and defecates between his legs. Thus providing a relieving defecation and a slight homosexual stimulus.

Matt and Timmy did the scissor-shit the other day and toilet water splashed on both of their balls!

by Matt Jindra May 05, 2008

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Scissor Pairing

The task of pairing one female with another for the act of scissoring. Usually accompanied by scissoring hand gestures and a wall diagram with interchangeable photos for pairing partners.

A phrase almost exclusively used by men. But is really super hot when used by women.

James: "Dude Sarah and Janice would make the sweetest scissor pair"

Scott: "Yeah and what about Crystal and Sophie!"

James & Scott: "mmmmmmm scissor pairing"

by Scames March 26, 2009

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Scissor Sisters

The best up and coming band of 2004. Set to do great things in 2005. Their album has went to number one many times and was the biggest selling album of the year.
Hits include:

Laura
Take your mama
Mary
Comfortably numb (cover)

The best song off the album is track 10 titled 'It can't come quickly enough'.

by Apricot-sunrise January 08, 2005

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