Schmeckig 

Aesch German word for "tasty"

When eating a pizza

"Mmmm, Schmeckig"

Schmeckig by Afreckle_ September 24, 2016

Schmead

An unpredictably dumb person.
A surprisingly idiotic human being.

"Bradly, did you finish your biology homework?"
"No... I stapled it to the ceiling."
"Bradly, you are such a schmead."

Schmead by Aerodynamic-Arson-Ready-Or-Not October 25, 2019

schlegna 

A word typically used to describe male genitalia and/or an anus. Most commonly used to express anger or love towards another.

Goddamn Bird! Lick my schlegna!

schlegna by LC Pizza Bird November 23, 2019

Schmeat Nuke 

When you hold in the nut in for prolonged periods of time, and release it.

“Hey babe it’s been a while since I’ve done anything so prepare for a schmeat nuke”

Schmeat Nuke by xXBaconOnAStick January 29, 2020

Schmede

The shortened form of "social media," as made popular on the Dare Daniel Podcast. By using "schmede" instead of "social media," you will in fact save time, which means a savings of energy. It's an ecofriendly term that frees up your thumbs and voice to focus on more pressing matters.

You can find us on all your favorite schmede apps.
Follow us on schmede.
Crosspromote on all schmede.

Schmede by ProfessorHorror September 1, 2020

schme 

Someone who thinks they're awesome and have lots of friends when really they're not and their friends actually hate them.

OMG Ruby is such a schme!

schme by Drilla J v2 October 15, 2020

Schmecle 

penis, cock, dick, the salami

After you sleep with a prostitute pour some lime juice on your schmecle.

Schmecle by gqny69 January 24, 2021