Off the Richter Scale

Something that is too extreme to be measured. The Richter Scale is officially used for measuring earthquakes; anything above 7 is described as a major quake. Anything "off the Richter Scale" (or "Off the Richter") is therefore an extreme example.

"Man, that surf was totally off the Richter Scale".

by Where's Mike? March 30, 2009

Nigger scale

The level of how a black person looks like the stereotype of a black person or a nigger.

nigger stereotypical

Brendan:Tiffany is even higher on the nigger scale than Miles is.
Bio hazard: Darky's nigger scale level is so high she looks like a fucking gorilla.

by Biohazard Hallucinations May 10, 2010

Scapegoat Tab

A new tab created within an internet browser used to escape to when looking at porn. Works great when there is a possibility of someone walking into the room that shouldn't see porn on the computer screen.

Oh jeeze, those tits are awesome!
-mom appears out of nowhere-
-clicks onto scapegoat tab-
Mom: What are you looking at sonny?

You: Oh, just urban dictionary. :)

by Love Buzz December 21, 2010

Scapino

Can have multiple meanings. Used used as a replacement for "who cares" or "whatever", or "it's all good". Has evolved to also mean "woah, check out that hot chick right there" and as an exclamation of pain or frustration.

Derived by high school students after seeing the worst play ever for extra credit called "Scapino", and was originally used afterwards to elicit laughter by bringing up the play as a reminder of a pointless and utterly wasted night.

"dude, I just failed my exam."
"hey man, scapino."
"you're right."

"woahh check out the scapino over there"
"damnnn she fineee"

by scapino91 January 22, 2011

Richter Scale

Officially a measurement of the energy released by an earthquake, this is often used as a measurement of anything extreme. Something described as 'Off the Richter' or 'Off the Richter Scale' is particularly dramatic.

"That wipeout measured 7 on the Richter Scale!"

by Where's Mike? March 30, 2009

Gingrich Scale

The scale of measuring how exceptionally angry someone is getting, particularly where the cause or causes are either unclear or irrational. From famous spokesman of the irrationally foaming at the mouth, Newt Gingrich.

Mr. X: I can't believe it! WTF? THIS IS ABSOLUTE MADNESS! I'M LITERALLY SHAKING WITH ANGER! (Roared with flecks of spit flying from the side of his mouth)

Mr. Y: Jesus, that guy's gotta be pushing an... 8, 9 on the Gingrich scale?

Mrs. Z: Hell, he's going all out. Better run, if he hits a 10, his head's gonna explode and I don't want any on me.

by Woolfey July 30, 2009

Deringer Scale

As stated by comedian and TV show host Zane Lamprey on a scale of 1 to 10 of how likely you were to masturbate as a measure of how you are feeling at a given time.

Sick with the flu I told the doctor on the Deringer Scale I was a 4.

by Tw1g December 6, 2010