scale the bass

Human male masturbation; so called because stroking the erect penis resembles, albeit tenuously, the action of removing scales from a game fish in preparation for cooking

Dude, that stripper gave me blue balls. I'm going in the crapper to think about her and scale the bass, then calling it a night.

by C.C. Black November 4, 2007

On a scale of 1 to 37

Quite possibly best the scale you could use to describe any situation. Better than 1 to 10, and more sophisticated than 1 to 100.

Woah, that's insane!

On a scale of 1 to 37 of insane-ness, 1 being "hmm, his socks aren't a matching pair", 37 being "OMG HE'S DRINKING WATER WITH POTASSIUM DENTURES", that was like, 32!!!

by Moley UK June 2, 2009

snog scale

This is the snog scale, there is a georgia nicholson version, but the one at our school is slightly different
0.5 Hug
1 Holding hands
2 Arm Around
2.5 Footsie
3 Goodnight kiss
4 Kiss lasting 3 mines without a breath
4.5 Hand snogging
5 Open mouth snogging
6 Snogging with tongues
6.25 lip nibbling
6.5 neck nuzzling
6.75 ear snogging
7 Upper body fondling (outside shirt)
8 Upper body fondling (inside shirt)
8.25 Lower body fondling (outside)
8.5 Lower body fondling (inside, or if wearing skirt)
8.75 Stripping
9 Below waist activity (B.W.A)-- Like third base
10 Full monty

" I got to 8 on the snog scale with Henry yesterday!!"

by Kathryn D March 29, 2008

fish scales

The shiny flakes in rock cocaine. Fish scales mean high potency. Mistaken for fiberglass, due to an urban legend.

That soft has a lot of fish scales.

by DROC August 23, 2005

ass scalding diarehea

Scalding hot diarehhea that when you are done you feel the need to stick a popsicle up your asshole for relief.

Man, when I started taking that new medicine, I had ass scalding diarehhea for a week!

by Haywood Chablome April 8, 2005

On a scale of 1-10

A scale used to rate someone's attractiveness. 1 being ugly as all hell and 10 being perfectly amazing ( although that's not possible, it's on the scale and whoever you see fit can be placed there )

On a scale of 1-10 desiigner is a 1. Cuz he looks like a fucking donkey.

by Chizi September 8, 2016

scald

to burn severely, especially by hot liquid

the baby was scalded by the hot water.

by grizzlymaster March 7, 2009