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Sampler

When approaching a lady, or dude, offer them a sampler. This is comprised of no more than 5 sexual activites, without penetration, lasting no more than 30 seconds each. It is a small taste of what you consider to be your best maneuvers.
I like that guy, maybe he could give me a sampler. -or- Lemme get a sampler.
by Christine Jeremy December 15, 2008
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suppleluptuous

I like my women suppleluptuous like Tera Patrick.
by d.nutt August 5, 2009
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sample sale remorse

the regret you feel after impulse shopping at a sample sale and realizing that you don't like anything you purchased.
"I can't believe I just spent $300 on this floral velvet dress. It's not even my size. What was I thinking? I'm having major sample sale remorse right now."
by adecasp January 15, 2011
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Snapplegasm

1.The experience you feel whenever you read a Snapple Fact.

2.The sudden realization that the sun is 9900 degrees.
The Snapplegasm caused Berry to stare at the sun and go blind.
by Thepersonwhopostedthis February 20, 2011
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SnapplePedia

Turning Snapple caps and Wikipedia quotes into infallible words of wisdom. Mostly associated with tweens/teens who gather all of their "intelligence" from unreliable sources such as the ones stated above.
I read on a Snapple cap and in an article of Wikipedia that Hitler had three testicles.-13 year old "genius"

That dude SnapplePedia
by Mr.Struts November 28, 2012
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Samplebombing

Gorging yourself @ a local grocery store by accessing free samples.
Billy was able to enjoy a free smorgasbord @ COSTCO by samplebombing.
Technique:
Compliment the sever on how lovely her hair net makes her look.
Guaranteed to increase sample portion size 9 out of 10 times.

Double dipping by palming or claiming multiple samples are required for your fictional family.

Circle and return after reversing hat/jacket or putting sweatshirt hood up/down.
Extreme samplebombers will boost hair colour and dye their hair in the washroom.

Sneeze and/or Cough on the sample platter and insist you eat em all.
"it would be criminal to throw them out with all the people starving in the world."

Or the "Full Monty" distraction of the server by pretending you are having an allergic reaction to the product. Flop around on the cold concrete. After she runs to get assistance reap your reward. Easy as picking up road kill.

Rookie Reminder:

1. Wear your larger waist size Kirkland Jeans.

2. Check out Abblebee's online to determine what samples are available @ COSTCO.
by sillybillyboy April 24, 2014
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Snapples on my Apples

A phrase that can be used for pretty much any situation, but it is usually used to express frustration, surprise, or butthurt. Occasionally, it can also be a memorable catch phrase.
Dave: Oh shit, we aced our group project!
John: Snapples on my Apples!
by The Mysterious Stranger April 7, 2015
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