A Salsa is a female dog originated in Hong Kong. Everyone ignores them because they are annoying and has OCD. They also enjoys jathanising other animals such as sheep, wolf or even turtles. These dogs always come in pairs, as they keep each other warm.
by Great potty October 23, 2020
Salsa is literally a freaking beautiful, talented, iconic, craziest, weirdest and wildest friend you’ll ever find! I am not joking she’s the girl if you need to talk, just a lovely friend really. She is just that one girl everyone is friend’s with, really outgoing, might seems innocent and shy but if you to know her she’s insane and a whole different kind of the term “innocent”. She is just a one of kind girl you shouldn’t let go
Girl: Hey that girl in our class, she looks shy
Girl 2: Guuuuuurrll, salsa is crazy, what do you mean???
Girl: Wait really?
Girl 2: Uh huh
Girl 2: Guuuuuurrll, salsa is crazy, what do you mean???
Girl: Wait really?
Girl 2: Uh huh
by anak gila September 08, 2018
When you cum so hard it comes out spicy. Maybe you hurt yourself by cumming too much or maybe it's because of the ISTs.
Guy 1: I've been cumming to much lately and it's burning.
Guy 2: Yeah I've got the salsa-cum too since we fucked together.
Guy 2: Yeah I've got the salsa-cum too since we fucked together.
by Goudaddy February 09, 2020
by Mindstormsguy11 August 15, 2017
The unequivocal and unanimous craving for custard while sweating intensely, most common post coitus.
by Billy_bob101 June 12, 2021
When a moroccan uses his spanish speaking knowledge to trick some dumb white people to think they're mexican.
Then they sell salsa from the sketchy corner shop down the road and pretend it's exotic.
Then they sell salsa from the sketchy corner shop down the road and pretend it's exotic.
Stacy: OMG my asshole burned like a charmander last night
Cole: Must have been a moroccan salsa, that shit makes the relationship with you and your toilet worse than jew and Hitler.
Cole: Must have been a moroccan salsa, that shit makes the relationship with you and your toilet worse than jew and Hitler.
by can u let a nigga borrow a pen December 11, 2023