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Moroccan salsa

When a moroccan uses his spanish speaking knowledge to trick some dumb white people to think they're mexican.
Then they sell salsa from the sketchy corner shop down the road and pretend it's exotic.
Stacy: OMG my asshole burned like a charmander last night
Cole: Must have been a moroccan salsa, that shit makes the relationship with you and your toilet worse than jew and Hitler.
by can u let a nigga borrow a pen December 11, 2023
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loose salsa

An alternative, more hillbilly way to describe a salsa made with fresh ingredients (pico de gallo or salsa fresca); unlike other salsas made with tomato sauce/paste to thicken the consistency of it.
"Nothing quite beats a slow-cooked hobo-scramble with lots of black pepper flakes and loose salsa."

"Can I geet some of der' loose salsa for mi tacohs?"
by supereboy February 4, 2021
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Jamaican Salsa

The unequivocal and unanimous craving for custard while sweating intensely, most common post coitus.
"you feeling like Jamaican Salsa right now?"
by Billy_bob101 June 11, 2021
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Death Salsa

When an old person makes homemade salsa from their vegetable garden, gives it to you as a gift.. but dies before you eat it.
Q. Do you have any space?

A. No, fresh out. I still have a jar of grandma's death salsa. But she died like... 2003 so now it looks more like queso.
by chocodile November 10, 2019
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salsa boy

the act of taking a glass jar of salsa and smashing it over someone else's head and then yelling 'Salsa Boy!' afterwards
"Holy shit did you guys see Nate Banks covered in tostitos salsa today?!"
"Yeah, he must have gotten salsa boy'd during lunch!"
by BigTerry88 November 30, 2023
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salsa

thats a sexy salsa bebe
by adalyns eybrows May 7, 2018
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forbidden salsa

the unspeakable fluid that drips within a woman's underwear liners . a substitute name to be used rarely in case of it being used in public.
'MUM THE FORBIDDEN SALSA IS BACK GET THE PADS'
by ducky boi (youtub) May 9, 2023
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